SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 10

This video is a fan-based parody. Sword Art Online is owned by A-1 Pictures, Aniplex USA, and Reki Kawahara. Please support the official release.

CAST (By order of appearance)

xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
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YamatoSFX: Kirito
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Takahata101: Heathcliff
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redasatomato: Yui
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BuddyVA: King of Ashes

Don Fluffles: Himself

Hayden Daviau: Sasha
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AliFluro: Yulier
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Faulerro: Thinker
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CREW

Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
Additional Art: Rachel Ray

SPECIAL THANKS

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and all of our patrons on Patreon. We couldn't do this without you!

MUSIC USED

Sword Art Online OST: "A Strategy Meeting", "Everyday Life", "A Tiny Love", "Gracefully"
Your Lie in April OST: "Shikai ga Akai!?", "Haha no Yume", "Hibike", "Otouto Mitai na Sonzai", "Jibun Rashiku"
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood OST: "Tribute to W.C.", "Interlude", "Lurking", "The Day the Sun Disappeared"
Bloodborne OST: "Cleric Beast"
Mass Effect 2 OST: "Jump Drive"
Kekkai Sensen OST: "Theme of Blood Blockade Battlefront"
Darksiders OST: "Chaos Eater", "Resue Ruin"
Bravely Default OST: "A World Where Blossoms Fall"
Busou Renkin OST: "Okashi na Kyoudai"

A Something Witty Production

[JohnSmith-opqj]

"BITCH WHY DID YOU SAY YES?!"
"I DON'T KNOOOOWW!!"

Best intro

[jakeking]

"You seem like a great family"
Honestly, yeah. Yui is intelligent enough to make Kirito love her, cute enough to make both of them love her, and unhinged enough for Asuna to love her. Regardless of the fact she's functionally as psychopathic as her parents, they are, collectively, a happy environment for each other.

[earllybird]

Alternate title: "Two sociopaths imprint on a manipulative 8 yr old AI"

[asunaxkiritosao]

"BITCH, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY YES???" "I DONT KNOW" best 1 minute and 30 seconds of my life

[aguywithalotofopinions]

"The power of love is bullshit. Power of swords and violence, that's where the money is."
Shonen anime of the world, take notes.

[thetruestarking]

So we got a sociopath, a yandere, and a smartass making up the best damn family in SAO

[marshumellow]

"All the dating sims usually go to the credits" I nearly died 😂😂😂

[fabledfoxva]

The fact Asuna forgets Yui's name is an amazing callback to when Kirito forgot Yoko's name

[JnTmplr]

A sociopath and a yandere digging in their heels and trying to not look weak makes a better romance than 99.9% of all 'romance'.

[Daydreamer]

"Why stop there let's just buy the whole orphanage!" I can't believe Batman made a cameo in SAO abridged

[MichaelB]

I will forever believe that the entire plot to the abridged version is just to make Kirito into a decent human being.

[Wurzelknecht]

Strong contender for the best written abridged episode on the entire internet. The inner dialogue gag was a stroke of genius.

[technoeevee]

FOR GOD SAKE SWE WHY HAVE YOU MADE A PARODY THAT SURPASSES THE ACTUAL SHOW?
YOU MOTHERFUCKING GENIUSES!

[fiorefiore]

Irony: when the psychotic version of 3 characters make a better family than the "wholesome" version

[danielknapp]

That inner monologue conversation is truly the best explaination for why they got married.

[ramirezthesilvite]

"The man has the unbridled charisma of a chipotle enema!"
Honestly, the creative insults in this show are top notch.

[jonathanrogers]

Kirito and Asuna acting like a married couple so they can play power moves over eachother is best fucking therapy for my soul

[JadaCarlton]

"BITCH! WHY THE F*** DID YOU SAY YES?"
"I don't know!"

[israelcuevas]

Yui: Go for the eyes papa that is their weak point.
Kirito: THANK YOU

[MrStealYoQuirk]

5:11 "kissing descends into an uncomfortable mix of crying and making out" 1000 POINTS FOR REALISM 😆