If proposals were in corporate jargon...

This is another funny example of what it would look like if we used corporate jargon outside of business.

[mwloos]

"Achieved best practices in the bedroom" Hahahaha

[aikslf]

"Darling, there's a reason that I've tonight,
Well, as you know we've synergized effectively since FY13
We have met all our emotional KPI's and lately achieved best practice in the bedroom
but we have worked so hard on our futureproofing.
-Oh my gosh, Brad are you...
-We have blue-skied, streamlined, and actualized our core values in order to roll them out in real terms in and around the coalface.
and yeah sure we have to park the relationship and take it offline for a while while you were outreaching in Spain with the Spanish bloke--
-Ricardo
-Ricardo, I know I thought we could archive Ricardo. But going forward I think we have a real opportunity to create a robust and sustainable narrative together.
-Oh my God, Brad!
-Just in term? Will you merge with me?
-That is a very commercial offer, let me marinate your value proposition and revert to you by close of play?"

-Okay, I'll go reheat the soup. Gazpachio~"

[navyseal]

My favorite detail is that gazpacho is a cold soup.

[NOTANOTHERYOUTUBE]

I thought we agreed to archive Ricardo 😂😂😂😂

[OmegaPerson-]

Sorry, but audio is bad. I can't understand anything.

[arabiclive]

is there a any online course in mastering corporate jargons

[CaptainReedo]

Lav mics on each of these actors would have saved this video.

[ghazman]

He didn't use "paradigm" or "metrics", so it was doomed to failure.

[searstutor]

Is there an option for "Maximum Jargon Mondays"?

[meetthevanos]

He's an end sentence mumbler. He STARTS OFF each sentence strong then ends sudiosjdgdgouigs...

[kxmode]

My reaction to this is almost identical to a Shakespeare play. Okay, maybe not so much with Henry V.

[BillySquier-mwzd]

That's so crazy to think somebody would go to your website for corporate jargon free fridays? If there even is a reason to do that you did not explain it in the video. What does your website do? I'll never know

[misterdeity]

How did you do everything so well, from the dialogue, acting, cinematography, etc… and then have such $hit audio? Almost unwatchable!

[BillySquier-mwzd]

The audio quality is the worst I've ever heard in a YouTube video.

[johnjacob]

If you're sick of hearing corporate jargon, then head over to JargonFreeFridays.com and take up the challenge of boosting your momentum and adding power to your daily routine, maximizing your potential and carb load your brain with non-jargonistic phraseology.

[awabaca]

It's hard to understand English people.