Big Bird Has A New Word For Ted Cruz

He's got a great vocabulary for a 6-year-old bird! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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[ZeroShadow]

He might be a 6-year old, but he's got one heck of a vocabulary.

[TotallyAwesome]

When we're supposed to be roasting a big bird this November but we're roasting a big turd instead.

[benespection]

"C is for censored" had me in stitches - great works guys :)

[Tustin]

“C is for Censored!” 😂🤣😂🤣 the comedic timing on that was brilliant!

[commonsense]

Moral: never piss off an intelligent literate big yellow bird.

[napoleonibonaparte]

Wait till Ted hears about Bert and Ernie being “roommates”.

[lovepaws]

To quote Jim Acosta - “The problem is not that Ted Cruz went to Cancun, the problem is that he came back.”
I concur!

[twalrus]

Ted Cruz would argue with his own fart if the fart blew to the left.

[sandralewis]

Everyone knows Big Bird would never have left Sesame Street in a storm. Shame on you Fled Cruz.

[catalinacurio]

Laughing my head off, thank you Big Bird! 😂😂😂🥰

[Emma-dhlx]

Ted Cruz, reduced to fighting fictional characters from "Sesame Street" ironically, even Big Bird has more sense then Ted the Clown!

[NewMessage]

He won't tell you how to get to Sesame Street, Ted... But he did just tell you to go to Hell.

[SchnuffiJames]

Ted can't tell you how to get to Sesame Street but can tell you how to fly to Cancun.

[stevej]

A ridiculous living cartoon gets mocked by Big Bird.

[Kevo]

Any time you encounter someone that wants to act like conservatives are the cool kids rebelling against the establishment just remind them that they spent a whole day being mad at Big Bird.

[rysun]

Brilliantly done, Ted Cruz got roasted

[kurtisorcher]

Has Ted finally been crowned Finally, we HAVE A WINNER!
Seems like there has been a LOT of competition for this title. Maybe now the other competitors will tone it down? Let it rest? Prepare to move on?
No?
Oh, well. Let the games continue, I

[BlackEpyon]

As A Canadian, I'd like to sincerely apologize for Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz, and Justin Beiber. I'll let you Americans decide which you think is worse.

[jbtpa]

What adult sees a literal "tweet" from Big Bird with a comforting supportive message for kids about a health experience that they may be facing and thinks " I can use this to rile up the base" . Oh right thanks for nailing it John Boehner, Lucifer Cruz.

[danielscott]

When Ted is long dead and forgotten, the WORLD will still LOVE Big Bird!