when dad carries you to bed

[AbhenandanJain]

Aww so beautiful to see his affection for his son 💕

[gochman]

Bro carried him all the way to death bed

[Captaboy]

This makes me excited to be a father ❤️💀

[dontmesswiththeriddim]

Dad never went out to buy milk; he removed the reason for the milk to get over

[BryanJohnson]

When I was little, my aunt was quite neurotic. She was terrified of germs, and in fact of everything.

At dinner, I drank a glass of sparkling water (I was like three or four), and I said “I like how fizzy water makes my tummy feel funny”.

I was going to have my first sleepover, with my best friend, my cousin. We were so excited, we watched a film, played with our toy cars, and then went to bed.
We were planning on sneaking downstairs to watch some more TV (this was 1969 or 70, anyone alive in the U.K. at the time will remember it was not the best of times - but my cousins were well off and had bought an American colour TV. This was a BIG deal back then, I remember it was like magic! I can’t remember what we watched because to my knowledge there were no U.K. colour channels, but my uncle had managed to wire something up. So we were hoping to enjoy this exciting new development alone (every time we’d watched it, my aunts three siblings and their partners and there kids had been there as well as my grandmother - 10 children, 8 siblings and brother/sisters in law, and my grandmother, and I think one of her friends, so we were hoping to fully enjoy the tiny screen and make some microwave popcorn, so he set his alarm clock to 2am and we went to bed.

Little did I know, my comment on fizzy water making me feel gassy was interpreted by my aunt as me saying I felt deathly sick. I remember closing my eyes, so excited to watch TV and have a midnight feast. I’d be wanting to sleep over for ages, and we had planned to go to the woods the next day and build a camp.

Little did I know, my aunt told my parents I was feeling “deathly ill”, and was “palid and despondent”.

I closed my eyes, looking up at my cousins ceiling, his lava lamp glowing in the corner. After what felt like a second later, I opened them again.

The familiar tartan curtains of my bedroom were staring back at me. I thought I must have been dreaming, I pinched myself several times, had I walked home in my sleep?

I came running down, nearly crying I was so upset. I wanted to watch TV and have microwave popcorn damnit. Then my mum told me what happened.

The “sweet” my aunt gave me was drowsy cough syrup, and she made my parents come and get me at midnight. They picked me up, drove me home, and put me in my own bed.

My Mum saw I was not “deathly ill”. And my palid complexion is a side effect of being Irish/Scottish/English, although my great grandfather was black.

The stupidest thing - I had at this point already played with my cousins toys, shared a bed with him sleeping head to toe, so it’s wasn’t like six more hours of me being there posed any serious risk - if I WAS sick, which I wasn’t.

So yes, that was back in 1969(ish) and it remains the most disappointing day of my life.
The colour TV was broken a matter of days after this, due to my cousin wondering why it said not to expose the cathode ray to a magnet.

You know the rest.

[savagebanana]

This dude didn't flee from the battlefield to get milk but instead expelled his enemy from it.

[carcarcar]

He threw him off the bridge so he can sleep peacefully in heaven what a great dad!❤

[scottmurray]

Lolololol I was just drinking a cup of tea and then choked and nearly threw up because I was laughing so hard.

[evakramer]

my jaw dropped so hard that it broke through the ground and went into the core of the earth

[ZappaSheik]

This makes me really miss my dad.
When my (21) ligaments got snapped my old man (56) carried my 84 kg body out to the car from the gym without stopping.
That was 16 years ago, he passed away in 2021 at the age of 70.

He didn't throw of a high wall.

[gariott]

Exactly how expected this to go down… 0-100.. dark.. and now I can’t breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

[DontWorryBeMad]

Awww it was so sweet and caring...you little brat😂😂😂

[LUIS]

If he starts with eyes already closed it can makes you think he was dead the whole video and dad just dispose the body

[jokestersassemble]

When your dad played Hitman a little too much...

[Andresmente]

And another Connor clone goes down for the skit! What a commitment

[Dflx]

U never even remember how u got to the bed

[stompman]

Oh no, the nice jeans and the cool sneakers. Now they are broken.

[itsoktoberight]

And that's what you get for pretending! 🤣

[carteralley]

When I was kid, Im sure tv is somekind portal to my bed

[marauder]

My dad tried to take me to bed, but I woke up when he tried to go through the door and I hit my head on the side