The Mountain Dew EveryDew Chug In a Giant Wine Glass

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Whatever you do in life, stay HUNGRY & FOCUSED!
-Badlands.

[alanminne]

I'm neither a physician nor a physicist, but I'm pretty sure Badlands' belly contains a portal to another dimension.

Edit: Some are mistaking this as an insult. It's not. BC is great and I enjoy him. OP is meant the same context as a sink or tub has an overflow outlet. When he gets full, all that excess chug has to go somewhere!

[cruising_ocean]

Cashier: “are you willing to pay this much for all the mountain dews?”

Badlands: “enough talk”

[dudeallmostperfectdap]

Party: we have enough drinks for everyone
Badland chugs: I dont now about that one

[DatAzureBoi]

without this man, we wouldn’t know what all of them look like at once.

[thefungng]

Imagine just being a fish in the ocean and hearing “enough talk”

[fanloquendo]

His kidneys: i’m a joke to you
Badlands: enough talk

[fgdhffffftfff]

God please protect this man at all cost

[JaegarLourdesHeathman]

Congratulations for being featured on Beavis and Butthead!

[ARCHIEMELODY]

"only a glass full."
*badlandschugs was seen whipping out a comically large wine glass.*

[allenxiao]

Dude this man is like the cool uncle that never gets drunk no matter the amount of alcohol they consume and give really good life tips.

[SuperPwnageBoi]

“AHH THEIRS A GIANT TSUNAMI COMING TOWARDS US”
“WERE ALL GONNA DIE”
Badlands: *enough talk...*

[ChinaShip]

BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD LOVED THIS EPISODE IN THE LATEST EPISODE OF THE SHOW 👌 love it

[deemer]

Clearly demonstrates the term “ Here for a good time, Not a long time “

[auser]

This guy should play big smoke if a GTA: San Andrea's Movie ever gets made

[DudeWatIsThis]

Doctor: "Try having around 2500 calories a day."
Badlands:

[carlosaguilar]

Me: *about to pet my mouse*

Badlands: DONT TOUCH THAT MOUSE

[awkward_chaos]

He seems like such a sweet and funny man. He’s like that grandpa that all the kids in your family love hearing stories from at the cookouts. His smile and the way he talks give off such a warm, happy feeling. I can’t help but worry for his health, but I can tell that he’s happy.

[tntisbased]

Badlands is the only guy who can say it’s water weight

[dominiccastro]

"SIR YOU CANT BRING THOSE DRINKS INSIDE"
Him " I wasn't planning too. gulp gulp gulp"

[sonphan]

Lets give a moment for BadLands Chugs for never clickbaiting us.