When an Introvert Gets Sent to Prison #shorts

[anthonyher]

“Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as request the death penalty”

“This…is a speeding ticket”

[yhibpoop]

“Free food, no rent and no outside disturbance?” COUNT ME IN!!

[ToiletSeatHinge]

5 years ago I would’ve been confused on why he would say that. Now I deeply understand.

[SayakMajumder]

"umm ... a special request?"
"yes?"
"can I get wi-fi for 2hrs a day in exchange for 5+ more years?"

[futate]

“I hereby sentence you to speak to someone you’ve met before but cannot remember the name of.”

[poweroutagevr]

“Can we round that up to life please?”💀💀

[kjell_bekkenutte]

"15 minutes is actually how long it takes before my social battery dies"
*relatable*

[prastarkeepers]

As an introvert, I won’t lie, the thought of solitary confinement sounds really nice sometimes.

[crashbandicootnerd]

I love the pause before the final joke. Gets me every time.

[JBirdd_]

"And you'll be in a cell with an inmate who'll try and interact with you"

[smallsavage]

the most unrealistic thing about this short is that the introvert was being so bold and witty 💀

[Engineer]

Reminds me of the joke of talking your way from a parking ticket to the death penalty

[biancapair]

this reminds me of how my mom actually told my middle school not to give me lunch detention because I would not care and it wouldn't teach me anything

[MrMasterDebate]

Family trauma survivor: so it’s like my childhood and guards are around to protect me 24/7!? Oh lawwwdy lawd this is amazing

[zedwolfcontent]

"I sentence you to socialisation for one day"
"FU-"

Edit: btw I liked my own comment

[PurringMelodies]

Introverts be like: Don’t threaten me with a good time

[ELMolliez]

If the judge said: "you realize there is no WiFi nor computer nor books there right?"
The introvert would just go for death sentence.

[theawsomeaidengroup]

So true, free food, nobody to annoy you, social battery stays the same.... sounds like heaven to me

[SamaraAnderson-fq]

"can we round that sh*t up life by any chance"☠️☠️

[penguinplayer]

“Did I win some award or something?” 😂😂😂

Edit: How did I get this many likes by quoting something by he said and then putting laughing emojis bro?