They Killed the Oldest Animal Ever #shorts

#andyjiang

[Boop__Doop]

Imagine living for over 500 years only for some watered down vikings to break you in half because they were curious

[AngelofAmbrosia]

“Curiosity killed the cat.” Metaphorically.

“Curiosity killed the 507 year old clam.” Literally.

[AnonymousYoutuber]

Dude spent 80% of his life in an ocean without plastics.

[anthonyxavier]

What's your secret to longevity?
Ming: Don't come to contact with humans.

[johnbauman]

Rule #1 for longevity: Avoid contact with humanity.

[CryptToast]

it's kinda funny that Ming survived longer than the Ming Dynasty itself

[Sborp]

Ming was just enjoying another day in his 507 year lifespan then that all changed…

[Hillside_East]

Actually if I'm not mistaken they knew that opening it would kill it, thier curiosity just got the best of them😢

[IamSome]

"Those rude humans, back in my century..."

-Ming before he was opened

[potatomatop]

Props to the guy who counted the shell's lines one by one.

[itthnley]

Ming could probably say:
"Back in my era, we didn't say back in my day."

[liamfrom]

It's not "Dumb Ways To Die" It's "Dumb People Caused Your Death"

[swirlythecat]

"back in my day, the Mona Lisa wasn't even made yet."

[NiffirgkcaJ]

R.I.P. Ming.
You're the best clam to have ever lived! 🥺

[jjhahn]

Imagine living before the Mona Lisa, and seeing people pie it in a museum.

[KayrBayr]

"One of the most accurate methods"
Is 100 years off.

[UPWonders]

That was a shellfish move for humanity

[judethompson]

Bro took back in my day to a whole new level.
Rip Ming.

[Knightfall_]

“This is too tragic” He said with a huge grin spread across his face

[axealotlol]

imagine losing your 509 year old hardcore world








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