strangest parade lore

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I don't own anything except my voice.

[FritzAkamiri]

Okay, OP was right, greentext was EASILY the best format for that lmao

[smileyfacefries]

They were correct about the green text format

[DashingSteel]

The only thing that's missing from this greentext is the desperate "be me, not gay" before the gayest story ever told

[grnme]

You dont go ">having a good time" you go
>feels good man

[TiredSleep]

Gotta be honest. If this happened to me in real life I’m pretty sure my brain would’ve made dial up sounds before millions of jokes would’ve flooded my head. “Does he bite?” “Does he play fetch?” “He knows speak, does he know paw?” “Roll over boy!” “Does he want a treat?” “Have you got him fixed yet?” “Can I pet him?”

[vincentgeiszler]

Reminds me of the person who was at a leather club and someone had a pup on a leash and they ask “do you know any tricks puppy?” and he responds “I can beatbox”. Literal beatboxing puppy i would lose my damn mind

[sleepybeef]

This reminds me of that one post where someone's "puppy" was awkwardly asked if they did any tricks because op didn't know wtf to say, followed by the "puppy" getting on a skateboard and doing a kickflip. The puppy did indeed do tricks.

[PickledScab]

I.... I don't think there was any alternate timeline where I was able to correctly guess the end of that story😂

[lilypuckett]

okay wait i have my own

>be me
>gay
>at my first pride
>I see some friends
>we go to get lemonade
>on the way over, we see a person in a muzzle
>friend goes 'hold me I'm scared'
>I go, 'it's okay it's not like he's gonna bite you'

[danterodriguez]

EVERYONE RUN BEFORE THE KINK AT PRIDE DISCOURSE HITS

[nilphoenixvods]

I mean, I'd probably give him the ball

[ilijaarsic]

I regret being born with eyes,
And ears
And probably the brain

[alosreal]

My civilized ahh brain cannot understand this amount of freaky

[MillyThe_Rat]

Pups in media: 🥺🐶
Pups irl: "yo check out my parkour skills"

[TripEnd]

Im all okay for people being gay im bi myself but this is something you do in your house, privately😭

[this_user_eats_rocks]

There’s actually a name for people who prefer being treated like a puppy. I don’t quite remember it, but I know it’s a thing. It’s not a therian, just specifically wanting to be treated like a puppy.

[Baked-Beans]

Ngl this is exactly what my parents imagine pride parades to be like

[cultofhampter]

Freaky levels of freaky in the freaky parade, level 1 freak meets level 100 freaky boss

[songwave]

"Dog, That’s a grown ass man"

[torazely]

Okay but like

Did op's friend give them the ball?