All About that Ace

Inspired by this tumblr post:

Everyone on the asexual and/or aromantic spectrum: I love you, stay shiny -- no romo ♥

Original lyrics and instrumentals (c) Meghan Trainor
Parody lyrics by me, based on the tumblr post mentioned above

[bethya.]

When you realize you’ve been obsessing over dragons and cake before you even knew asexuality was a thing

[zoesbabyalives]

When the first “no romo” came on I was like, “some asexual people still have romantic attraction!” Then I heard the next two with so and some romo, and calmed down. I’m panromantic asexual myself so I do experience romantic attraction to all genders.

[alijavelner]

I was giggling the entire time while listening to this.

[PleSeagr]

I'm so happy you included grey-asexuals!

[hazeelise]

A friend of mine heard that I'm asexual, and she asked me what that meant, so I told her. Then she gave me that pitying look and said "I'm sure someday when were older we'll see each other again and you'll have a husband and kids." I said "Sure, I never said that couldn't happen. Adoption! Artificial insemination! I'd be more than happy to have a husband or wife and kids." She just gave me the look. *sigh*

[Maybeitskris]

_Casually puts this in my watch later so I can watch/sing to it later_

[angeliqueschonken]

my mom knows I'm Aro Ace and she's cool with it

[averysemidecent]

I am the sterotypical ace.
Dragons, space, cake, garlic bread.
I got it all.

[m.]

Wow, i realized lately that i am aro and ace and it brings me tears because i thought i never going to feel belonging to a group. Now i realize that aromantic didn't mean that i never have fun again! I listened to your song and i except something sad or serious, but i have the biggest laughtflash right now. Thank you for that❤️! Sorry for my English, i am not a native.

[doovythehoovy]

I just took a sexuality test. Guess you could say I aced it.

[julia]

" So are you like robots or plants " Pigde it's the only thing that comes to my mind right now

[PuppyLove]

that voice cracking all over the place is so me XD

[dozylamb]

i mean i dont want to 'be the stereotype' but i really want a lizard

[CricketyCrickey]

9 years later and this is still amazing, it makes me smile every time i listen

[dhampir_days]

vibing to this after coming out to family and boyfriend, they all support me! I hope you all find your people who accept you, whether relatives or not, as long as you're happy with them and feel like you belong with them, then that's your family!

[blindseeing]

That was fantastic! (My favorite part was "bringing asexy back".) :D

[xxweirdofromspacexx]

Me who’s asexual and is practically obsessed with dragons, and has been since forever: O-O

Also, I love this! So much!

[GamingpupProductions]

I love this! I told my mom that I was part of the Aro-ace community and she was like "No, dont follow that kind of stuff." But she said, "If you were ever gay i would accept you." Like, what woman make up your mind! XD ^-^

[witchofcertainty]

I love this song just like i love all of my fellow asexy cake loving beans 🥺🥺🥺

[pebbleheadz_]

Im gonna show to my mom, and tell her "do you still think i need to find the 'one' now?" If she says yes, imma reply "dang, i feel sorry for you"