Krieger's Paradise | Warhammer 40k | Comic Dub | Feat. @crystalavengerva

A Krieger finds himself in a quite fortunate, or unfortunate situation depending on your disposition, he's stuck on a paradise agri-world and it's a living hell. At least at first, who knows, maybe this is a chance for a fresh start, with a new face and new friends.

The Voice of the Agri-World girl is done by the ever-talented CrystalAvenger, she's been such a pleasure to work with and I hope you all enjoy hearing her as much as I did while editing for a solid 5 hours.

Comic Art Done by @Mick19988 over on Twitter!

Music Used
Majora's Mask OST Remaster - Clock Town Theme : Day 1
Stardew Valley OST - Dance of the Moonlight Jellies
Stardew Valley OST - Fun Festival
Stardew Valley OST - Settling In

Something to Distract you while you wait out the war in the Trenches
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[cpaul]

I need an entire comic series with these two immediately, they are just too adorable.

[michelveilleux]

What I love about this is he's not throwing a fit, he's just...sitting there. Completely calm and collected, level-headed and wonders to himself just what the hell did he do to deserve this peaceful hell. It's hilarious.

[DeusExDraconian]

"Soldier, your orders are to guard this entire planet, by yourself."
"The entire planet?"
"Is there a problem?"
"No, that's an impossible task, suicidal task, for anyone else."

[nathanalexander]

"They said there were no mistake"
Now THATS the only unbeliavle thing in the comic
The administorum making no mistakes?? Please

[doge-thedogemaker]

"Horse don't eat meat, everyone knows that?"

Krig : ours does

Lore : indeed they do

[rdzpyrex]

Enemy invasion is inevitable, but I pray to see the Krieger, with all the peace time on his hands, has fortified the f out the enemy's main target.

[yetanotherspuart]

A soldier without a that is hell for the Imperium. Emperor save him.
He seems nice.

[christopherg]

Two quotes come to mind:
"I am more bummed out then a Kreigs Corpsman on a paradise world!" TTS Maneus Calgar
"Lives are the Emperors currency. _Spend_ them well." Kriegers in Comics sometimes seem too eager to die. Which might be miss-spending them, a additional sin.

[terrynewsome]

The administratum personnel that sent him there was to use the last survivor of his regiment to train local pdf of the world as a retired soldier. But the locals mistook the word retired and just left him as just another pensioner. Though it was odd that he is only 22.

[kubikkuratko]

They should put him in charge of plumbing and water supplies

Trenches need canals to move all that water out so he knows how it works and with just some modifications he can make a great watering system

[Harakyou]

When I read the title I started singing _"We've been spending most our lives living in a Krieger's paradise~"_

[theonejackal]

Lowkey... I hope that this planet doesn't get invaded. I think it'd be more fitting if he DID get transferred back to an actual battleground, and, instead of wanting to die for the emperor, he wants to live for the planet that welcomed him.

[silbernehand_]

Imagine: A Krieg as a protagonist of an Isekai, transported to a peacefull farming village in the middle of a beautiful nowhere
Krieg: "I was sent to HELL!"
Then, the demon lord of the world is reborn (as it so oft happens) and sends his armys on a rampage
Krieg: "That's more like it!"
*grabs SHOVEL*

Let those "horrible" demons meet a true demon forged in the fire of war!

[justinweber]

Surely I'm not the only one thinking about "Love and Krieg" after this.

[akuladoctor]

I think a kriegsman could be an excellent farmer. He is good at following orders, and borderline tireless, and has an enormous willpower. All he needs is the knowledge of how to do it, and he will work on the field all day, and night to provide that little food he make for the rest of the imperium. Might not be as glorious as a battle, but essential to the Imperium regardless.

[shuukenji]

Comissar: "This was not a mistake you are deployed in a paradise agricultural world indefinitely"

Kriegsman: "...Vat iz sza name Comissar?"

Comissar: "You are deployed in one of the planets moon to be exact on the 'H4rvest' system in fact"

Kriegsman: "hmm..."

[WarpstormChronicles]

The whole video I’m like “please stay wholesome… please stay wholesome…”.

[DanielDiCenso]

(Regarding the bonus at the end) On the plus side, you have a nice shelter to duck into in case the world gets invaded....better to be safe than sorry, just saying.

[najlitarvan]

i was expecting, something lewd when she said there are different ways to serve the emperor(like increasing population), i am happy to be surprised

[TheDoomsdayzoner]

She looks cute. May she guide him untill his time comes.
And may he protect this peaceful world with all the might and ferocity a Krieg's Corp memeber can provide.