Another Day at the Office

Fellow employees describe him as "cheerful," "easy to get along with," "attentive and focused," "comes in late on Mondays," and "eats shit." Needless to say, he passed the annual review with flying colors.

[mantisking]

He used to be the most sought-after eclair judge in the world, the greatest of his generation. He works at the sewage treatment plant now, but occasionally his old job instincts just kick in.

[juliuskull]

I think I have seen 99% of the 5secondfilms and this is definitely one of the best ever.

[Brich]

Oh Rousselet, that happy "shit eating grin" of yours, has made my day. Well done sir!

[omfgacceptmyname]

The annual review consists of a four-part written questionnaire that attempts to determine the levels of Strength, Attitude, Endurance, and Smell Good of each employee. Though he could never seem to get a very high score on Smell Good, he consistently placed in the 90th percentile in the other three areas.

[woodsterix]

When he completes a meal he exclaims "COMPLETION OF THE EXCRETION!" and proceeds to get high fives from around the office.

[DaveSledge]

With this video and Montezuma's Revenge, seems like 5sf must be having a really 'crappy' week.

[Zralf]

i guess we know why he follows his boss pick up his "slack"

[ccseries]

No. Timothy Ciancio. He's 5SF. He primarily works with the camera and some of the special effects in the videos.

[Stethacanthus]

You sir have earned my appreciation for that one.

[ethantrout]

I watch these videos for the same old crappy 5 seconds, but i didnt think you would go this far you guys

[phubans]

An alternate title for this one could be "Another Day at the Orifice."

[gerisboyle]

Ive subscribed. My attention span is gyrating with glee

[AlexanderSchollar]

"is that shit on your face?"

"some of it yeah"

[BiggKent]

Well beer, we've had some great times...
When I was 17
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.

[woodsterix]

When do we get part two? Completion for those who eat excretion!

[BiggKent]

Mr. Lahey: He's takin' the shit tornado right back to Oz.
Randy: Well that would make Sam, Dorothy. Right Mr. Lahey?
Mr. Lahey: Right, Randy.

[thedodging]

Carnival style. Hands behind back, clothespin nose, nuff said.

[DarthZombie]

I think we all know who's first to report when shit hits the fan.

[SekheretCrowClaw]

That's like my work, except people fling it at me.

[BiggKent]

You don’t cross my Shitline, I don’t cross your Shitline