[1001] The ITL Robotic Safe Cracker! (ITL-2000)

[psychosin]

All I can see is R2D2 shutting down the trash compactor on the Death Star.

[FlightRecorder]

Makes sense that the longest it ever takes him to crack a lock is when a robot replaces him

[oluenionloppu]

what i heard: "these things costs thousands of dollars, but not when they are stored behind a standard padlock"

[brett]

I originally thought this was using sensors to detect the most faint inner moments and do it fast, but it was a brute force method lol

[Integrd]

The display should say, “Hmm. Nothing on 2...”

[x]

"If brute force doesn't work you are not using enough of it."

[BlarghMeow]

And here I was thinking this was some high tech super sensitive equipment that could sense the tumblers as it dialed

[mtadams]

I worked for a large safe manufacture back in the day. They made large walk in bank vaults. Sometimes banks would lose their combinations and we would call this man in from Ohio. He had his own plane and would be there in hours. Sometimes he would use a machine like this often he would just drill it. He would put one small hole in the vault. He had records on every vault and he knew the drilling location. He also had the best tools money could buy. He was a legend. He charged 10, 000 per opening. One year we used him three times.

[JerryRigEverything]

Man. I want one of these and I don't even have a safe to unlock.

[PsycheXI]

I started hearing "covered in vegetables."

[ARitzCracker]

awh, I was expecting something that somehow listened for clicks, but automating a brute force attack is still pretty neat.

[joshroberts]

Skips over the assembly of the machine because “that’s the boring part”.
Proceeds to show video of the machine spinning the knob for 2 minutes straight.

[pranavp.a]

My crime partner : **whispering** How long is it gonna take?
Me :* *also whispering** Give me 8 hours
**machine dialing noises**
* *awkwardly stare at each other for 8 hours**

[JTMusicbox]

When I started watching I presumed the machine would be slower than you personally are at opening locks, but I was surprised to learn how much slower!

[EaglePicking]

Funny how this attack is called "brute-forcing" in cryptography, but in the case of an actual safe it's a very soft approach to opening it compared to other, way more brutal ways.

[srefugee]

I seem to remember a James Bond movie where 007 attaches something like this to a safe, gets it going, and then sits down with a magazine....fade out...fade in...clickety clack! So at least they tried to indicate Q's toy wasn't out right magic.

[MalleusSemperVictor]

"I already skipped the boring part where I laid hands on the safe and it whispered the first two numbers to me."

[milesvoss]

It's called the itl 2000 cause "it'll take 2000 hours"

[Nogarda_]

It’s no joke when this is one of the longer videos you’ve done of opening a lock in a good while.

[davidlongman]

Clever part of this would be to find a safe to open where you would not be disturbed by the owner for at least 30 hours.