Receiving a CRAZY Spiritual Cleanse in Mexico City.

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To look back and see that because of this video, my channel reached 1k subscribers - IS SO HILARIOUS to me. If only you knew, I didn't even know this was being recorded at the time.

10 months ago, I started using my YouTube channel to post short snippet videos so I could link them on my blog that I was writing in, to document my journey after moving to Mexico.

I didn't even look into utilizing this platform to build my personal brand. I'm incredibly shook this video took flight and brought me over 950+ subscribers. Which is why I've moved my attention away from FB and onto here.

The funniest part is this video wasn't taken by me and the only reason I was in Mexico City, is because my phone was stolen a week after moving from Phoenix, AZ to Cuernavaca, Morelos, MX - July 12th, 2021.

My friend/brother (and "sponser" in moving) and I, came to the city for a replacement phone from the Apple store. They said they wouldn't cover because Apple Care+ only covers lost and stolen, in the US and Japan. He took this video and later surprised me with it.

I was literally in the most impossible situation - no phone, no language and it took me 2 weeks to contact a rep from Apple who would stay on the line long enough to help me. It was shipped to my old Phoenix home and my friend brought it to me when visiting a month later. But at the time, I was having a serious psyche crash.

- Holy shit, talk about a process in finding the way back to my center within, during this experience. Holding space so hard right now, for my old self going through that hell last Summer.-

The first day we arrived, Lui was showing me around his childhood stomping grounds in Centro CDMX. We were walking in the busy streets and somehow this man locked eyes with me from a distance... stops giving the current woman a cleanse, walks all the way over to me (leaving her to stand there awkwardly awaiting him back) and says in Spanish - "You need a cleanse my dear, I will not charge you. You need a cleanse!"

Lui translated and I said "I could use a cleanse but, I don't know about this guy." And he says "Bro, of all the people here, his energy is the only one I trust."

And here we are. I was wearing my favorite shirt - "The government doesn't give a fuck about you" designed and created by my dearest sister @Rekallabrate. The puzzle pieces didn't fit until...

Fast forward to a month ago, I was spending 2 weeks in the mountains of El Tuito, Jalisco. I stayed at Casa Teóco with my Daime sister Yamuna and no wifi or cell service for miles up an off road mountain. A week into my stay on 4/22/22, I was contacted by a YouTuber who has been creating content full time on here for over a decade.

He tells me "Why are you not on YouTube?", I sayyyyy - "because YouTube is dying off!" - haha... seriously word for word.

He asks "Who told you that?" - I reply "Tiktok is coming in hot with their 10 minute videos, stealing the audience over to their platform."

He does an "lol" and says "Youtube is one of the only platforms that has been paying creators for a long time now!" and I was like hmmmm, "okay, tell me more."

He say, "All you need is a 1k subscribers and over 4k hours of view time to qualify for monetization..." And I was like... "Broooo, that's gonna take me ages to get! I ain't that interesting." - Seriously, word for word, lmao!

He says, "How many subscribers do you currently have?"

You get the picture now?

Everything is so fucking connected. If some crazy ass shit is happening in your present reality, TRUST that everything is working out for you. Drop into your heart space and deeply know Spirit is busy in the background making your manifestations come to life.

This is written 5/21/22 and my channel hit 1k on 4/16/22, just days before the above conversation with my new friend and coach, Jay.

#spiritualcleansing #mexico #mexicocity #crazy #blog #vlog #lana #Spiritualjourney
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I liked that he made sure to let the translator tell you what he was doing before he started touching you for the "points". Very respectful

andrew
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If having some diarrhea for 3 days after watching this video is also a cleansing, then this guy is a true healer.

akarimov
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Imagine a man standing face to face with your kitty, screaming, and then he gets up and gags.

CaseyCorigliano
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i love how he screams straight into her cavern

KZK
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How can she stay so calm, I would start laughing when he started screaming 😂

epicbullrun
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The moment he put on the roadkill robe, I knew this was gonna be good

holocaustic_mcoc
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I love how he smiles at her at the beginning, after he screams at her...lol

sandramayes
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you lucky! this was a very good healing, he took out very heavy stuff, an issue. so you didnt get sick later. he took it away before it manifested itself. wonderful work of healing art

malimayaluna
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Alt title: "mexican death metal vocalist on crack thinks hes a healing wizard"

AeonsOfBlight
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I’m sorry I can’t be the only one who busted out laughing to this😂

e.capo
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I have watched this video more than 100 times at night...and it helps me in getting sleep...what a goosebumps and nostalgia...hyaaaa

pritishkamal
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It is calming to watch, but after the 5th or 6th whayaa, especially when he “whayaa’s” her coocha, I fkn died 😂😂

chrisbriault
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TLDR: a barefoot man wearing roadkill screams at a young girl's pelvis

iRosie
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Morei mais de 15 anos no mexico e nesse tempo estive em puebla, tijuana e mazatlan, voltei para o brasil e hoje vivo no nordeste, trouxe comigo grandes ensinamentos como essas limpezas espirituais como no video, pratico em mim mesmo e nas pessoas proximas e queridas, não é tao frequentemente pois é necessário uma planta muito dificil de encontrar aqui no brasil que no mexico tem em abundância.
É isso, aplicamos em quem quer e em quem acredita, sem precisar convencer ninguém a nada, vamos tentando fazer o bem e amenizar sofrimentos enquanto estamos nesse plano fisico, tentando deixar um legado de ajuda, paciência e cuidado com nossos semelhantes.
Meus parabéns ao mestre do vídeo, detentor de grande conhecimento e sabedoria.

Paulaodaregulagem
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All credit to her I would have shit myself stood there with my eyes closed the first time he screamed!!!!

bigcolappleton
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Searched ASMR videos, now in existential dread. Cheers.

CDiston
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Bro getting in person one of these will give you sum delicious ASMR tingles

liililililillililllili
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It’s the same sounds I make after a night with tacos and beer…

MachineGunJelly
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I really felt paranoid and uncomfortable while he was doing his chant but when he was done and was finishing up I could feel a sense of calmness. This is a great video! Was a beautiful rich experience you received. Really once in a life time. I could tell you were really in the moment, you were still and had a good receiving stance with your arms open and palms up. In that last spit he did I thought “wow he must’ve gotten a big one out”.

linamo
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I have this ritual performed after I visit my in-laws…….takes months to rid my soul of their bullshit

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