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[TitularHeroine]

"Enjoy what's left of your 24 hours."
"WHAT"
"I mean, have a good rest of your day."

[killerlette]

"I WISH TO FEAST ON THE UNBORN"
"Eggs... he wants eggs..."

[aynohalopesdealmeida]

As my language teacher once said " there are no synonyms, two words can mean the same but they do not *feel* the same"

[BananaMike]

imagine how many ancient texts are translated incorrectly or are missing context because we don't know about the cultural connotations of the era they came from

[caggles]

My favourite is a story about someone's ESL boss who was trying to say something about how the team works hard and doesn't just stand around looking pretty all day, but ended up saying "WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY!" which is very different and also amazing.

[DarxTheNoone]

You look pretty! 'Acceptable'

Your skin fits nicely on you. 'Somehow Unacceptable'

[bluey_menace]

Don't think that I didn't notice that majestic beast in the background.

[Azeryn_Sylver]

"I WISH TO FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF THE INNOCENT!"

"So... Do you want beef? pork?"

"I WOULD LIKE CHICKEN!"

[addmoreice]

Me to my wife: When I look at you, it's like time stands still.
How I explained it to my mother-in-law: Your face could stop a clock.

[smugpikachu]

My favorite is when I was trying to say have a great rest of your day to multiple people so I just said “have a great rest of your days” which sounds ominous af

[theCabalofPlatypi]

Hearing this gentleman say, "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty" at 8am was an unexpected cure to my melancholic morning. I salute you, sir.

[phiikichi]

huge supporter of the new facecam approach. makes it much easier to recognize that you're not ai generated lol

[scoffpickle]

Slay the Princess has forever changed my reaction to the concept of a cabin in the woods

[noahkolar]

Thanks for this video, my wife is convinced youre an AI voice and ive been telling her youre not. I now have proof

[endri]

"enjoy the rest of your day"
"enjoy your next 24 hours"

[redrex]

At a funeral
I’m sorry for your lost
I apologize for their death

[Catt-pqir]

You're a path in the wood, at the end of the path is cabin. In the basement of that cabin is a princess. You’re here to slay her.

[Inferno]

It’s crazy how “I’m sorry” and “My bad” are pretty much the same thing most of the time. But then, at a funeral…

[freyhankes]

saying “i’m sorry” vs. “my bad” at a funeral

[Londubh]

This is why the Thesaurus needs a warning label. Indeed, it's my understanding that the fist thesaurus faced backlash for just that reason