Cut For Time: Children’s Show (Michael Keaton) - SNL

Toby (Michael Keaton) hosts a children's show with the help of his talking chair (Beck Bennett), clock (Pete Davidson) and jukebox (Kyle Mooney) but things are not as innocent as they seem.

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[LastFanStanding]

It's crazy that this was cut for time considering the amount of effort that went into the set design. This kind of thing must happen all the time.

[maxwellsings]

When he says "where are the cameras toby" I lost it

[jevinday]

Whenever I see "cut for time" I usually expect the best skits, and I'm usually right

[arceuslordofcreation]

Wanted: actors for live kid’s show

Must remain on set in furniture costumes 24/7

[arsinoeptolemy]

this concept would make a legit scary horror movie 😳

[Bluechief]

"But these ain't even magical" Best delivery in the whole sketch.

[oro]

why is michael keaton so good at being scary

[stormyalice]

I lost it at: "But these isn't even magical. These is my hands."

[JakeStaffin]

Honestly for a second I really thought this was going to be a kid's show where everything gets repossessed but the fact that Toby is some kind of disturbed creep makes it much funnier.

[shariemorgan]

"But these ain't even magical, theses are my hands"

[shleyyy]

*A horrifying mix of Blue’s Clues, Mr. Rogers, and Pee Herman.*

[theintenseguy]

-"Toby..."
-"I'm gonna miss you pal..."
-"No."
-"No, really..."
-"Help HELP, He's about to do it!"

[johnstrange]

How come we never see the cameras, Toby?

[theytookraff]

Anything Michael Keaton does that’s colorful and happy, is usually secretly horrifying.

[LexandKayYoureGeye]

“These ain’t even magical. These is my hands...” 😂😂 Keenan makes every skit funnier.

[theshockerpit]

So you’re telling me that this guy has basically just been keeping these people in his house and forcing that is a little sadistic TV show

[koroconnell]

Keaton is honestly kind of scary in this

[VanuttChan]

During the day it’s a kids show but when everyone’s asleep it becomes Toby’s Objectophilia Playhouse

[powergannon]

This was cut? But it's better than most of the sketches!

[mok]

Me: mom can i have blues clues?

Mom: we have blues clues at home.

Blues clues at home: