John Pork shot dead in Detroit - ABC News 1985

While everyone's saying that beloved influencer @johnpork died only recently, I found proof that he died as early as the mid 80s. This is a huge development. If I do not make another post soon, assume I have been silenced.

Also sorry for the lack of posts, I just graduated last year so I was focusing on that

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People still read the descriptions? If you are reading this, type this down below in the comments: John Pork, my beloved

[anakariazaracosa]

I remember when this was the headlines back in 85. Rip john pork. Its been 38 years since then, and im still trying to fathom what really happened and what was his killers motives. Thank you for posting this lost media from the past

[mrkrabs]

RIP John Pork, he hung around the wrong crowd and it costed him his life❤😔.

[EinLord]

Social media influencer? In 1985? Anyways, awesome video. Rest in peace John Pork ;(

[vaxlogam]

J Pork has died many times but is still alive in our hearts. RIP John Pork I hope ur soul may finally Rest in Peace😭

[JetixconpistolaxD]

1986: Max headroom signal hijacking
2024: The John Pork Signal Hijacking

[milkelk]

Can't even have john pork in Detroit

[Greenman]

The fact that his death was reported on by a TV station on the other side of the world goes to show how influential he really was

[MeatGuyJ]

I remember when they found John in Fishkorn. He looked like a block of headcheese, he was so full of holes.

RIP.

[yjfan]

Who else is here before this blows up?

[Wonzeee]

Crazy how it happened to his son John Pork Jr. not to long ago smh

[johnm]

Social media did not exist in 1985. The internet wasn't even available to the public in 1985.

[JoeyZHorror]

Is this evidence that we actually still live in 1985?? 😱 John Pork died 2 weeks ago ):

[milkoptional]

an incredible icon and admiring inspiration. may he rest in peace

[okjeffy]

This feels like an alternate universe where civilization was 10 years ahead of its time and social media existed In the 80s.

[luscious]

John I should've never joined in on the prank were we didn't answer your calls I'm sorry I didn't know you would do this please forgive rest in piece from your high-school friend

[flyingpossum]

This is going to blow up soon... Here at 3 comments

[nespo]

We used to do heroin together, Great times, you will be missed

[Bheman]

Don't feel bad. John has been reincarnated and has been with us for quite a while. He's one of the 1000 lb sisters on TV. I have no idea which one 😂😂

[ImBadAtNames]

ah, yes, the famous 80's social media scene

[gicelamariniapachecosoldev]

I was depressed about him... in italy he helped me with injuries by using cures... you'll be missed... i know the killer... the killer is Biggie Cheese