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[HpToujoursPur]

The dad's will know when they go out and your lawns already done

[skyes]

That first one is a really great way to get yourself excused from jury duty if you don’t want to be selected.

[chickengaming]

"Are you this OLD." I'm 16. I remember playing wii bowling. Guess i'm one of those old 16 year olds now.

[AngryNerdBird]

"bUt ArE yOu ThIs oLd?"
*shows photo of console less than 20 years old*
These kids need to get off my lawn. 💀

[Czarci]

Why did you have to do my bro David Mitchell like that?

[GrianFan]

Could you imagine being the person that got sent to jail because of a TWITTER POLL

[h.s.]

So true about the mowing! Its a silent agreement among the neighborhood to answer the call of the mower!

[jjyy]

This reminded me that I have jury duty in a couple weeks and need to call about it this Friday. XD

[rangersthoughts]

Tape a bluetooth speaker to the top of the mower and play lawn mower sounds AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE 😂

[DogNamedWatson]

Wow that tweet did not have to do David Mitchell like that 😂

[FoxFurFandoms]

I’m fourteen and I still use that same Wii remote at my grandparents house.

[mgatwood]

My dad, forgetting the word for ambidextrous: "I'm kind of hermaphroditic."

[ClodsireBcuzYes]

Bro im not even 20 yet and i know what a wii remote cover is 💀💀💀

A six year old could tell u that 💀💀💀

[C.L.Hinton]

I'm going to go ahead and upvote this (because Vincey). But I want to lodge a full Karen-level complaint about the attack on David Mitchell, m'kay?!

[virtuallyfabulous]

I love my dads old loud mower because i can sing, i can yell, i can talk to myself out loud and the lawn mower noise covers it up 😂

[Shilobotomized]

"girls will be like '1 year with my absolute world xxx' and this is the picture:"

Ok and what's wrong with that, exactly? Who cares what you think of him? It's HER boyfriend? Genuinely, who asked you?

[Dani-fldg]

I’m apparently now 25 because I’ve played a will during my childhood

[dzzychicken]

Bruh, my first console was an Atari with DigDug, Adventure, Space Invaders, and that sort of thing.

[collinheble]

The best part of the electric mower.. is that they dont know. One day they drive by and they say "oh his lawn is looking shaggy." Next day i have the best lawn on the block and all of them are out mowing at the exact same time while i sit on my porch with a beer and watch them.

[MurcuryEntertainment]

I feel like cutting the grass so quietly that the other dads get up and just see that your lawn is trimmed is a flex on its own. Like some kind of landscaping ninja.