Ranking the Best Fake Baseball Players

Creator: Baseball Historian

Everyone has their favorite fake baseball player. But it's time to decide, once and forever, who the best of them is by dividing them up and ranking them accordingly...
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[BaseballHistorian]

My only regret is I didn’t have time to talk about how bad that sad sack Charlie Brown is at baseball. Maybe a video for another day…

[codygurnick]

Bro. There is only one answer. PABLO SANCHEZ. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[jamessearsiii]

The quote “he would be Shoehi Ohtani if a room full of writers were on cocaine” tickled the shit outa me 😂

[whitemambaxe]

You forgot Gus from Benchwarmers!
He hit 30 home runs, recorded hundreds of strikeouts. He lead his team in batting average, slugging %, ops, on base percentage, home runs, rbis, doubles, singles. He was also his teams best pitcher, leading in era, WHIP, strikeouts, wins, saves ect….
What more could you want??? Gus is the dual athlete of the ages

[austinreed]

Pablo Sanchez: The Great One of Baseball

[ILoveMisty]

I met Brendan Fraser at the Dallas FanExpo, and I had him sign my DVD copy of The Scout. He joked that because the movie came out in fall 1994 when MLB players were on strike, he was the only person to get paid wearing a Yankees uniform that fall. Anyways, I'm sure he'll be pleased to have played the man that finished as runner-up GFBOAT.

[jamesesterline]

The greatest fictional ballplayer of all-time is my MLB Power Pros second baseman based on me with 4, 161 hits, a .348 batting average, 554 home runs, 755 stolen bases, and 12 MVPS.

[HuegoStiglitz]

The Henry Rowengartner section is the best part of this! My man threw out all the wrong names 🤣

[drewmata]

I’m absolutely floored that you included Jon Dowd. I thought I was the only one nerdy enough to remember MVP Baseball 2005

[zac]

“Tungsten Arm” O’Doyle unlucky to miss the cut

[aqgpandemic]

Saddest thing about Steve Dalkowski is that eventually with the help of Earl Weaver he started actually improving on him command at the plate, he even got invited to spring training in 1963. Where he then immediately blew him arm out, lost all the progress he had made and never made it that close again

[StoneSlumber]

The Bugs Bunny "Slow Ball" strikes out 3 guys with one pitch. That's 9 strikes on 1 pitch. Worth an honorable for sure!

[thejudge]

The Dominican dude from benchwarmers gotta be up there

[highcheese]

Pablo Sanchez is the fucking GOAT. Greatest baseball player who never lived. That young man carried thousands of teams for young kids chillin in front of their giant colorful Mac computers back in the day AND, kid played football/basketball too where he also excelled. Pablo Sanchez is literally the GOAT across the board any you can’t tell me any different

[ryansutter]

"...Ben Verlander's Brother..."
Ben Verlander is gonna love that...😂

[Shlomolipmanmusic]

I’m not gonna lie, you had us the first half.
Pablo is the GOAT!!
Fun fact: I played in a tournament against a kid named Pablo Sanchez. When he came up to bat, and they announced his name, my entire team leaped to the edge of the dugout.
Sadly he wasn’t a great player.
Still pretty cool to be able to say that I played against Pablo Sanchez.

[ajculum]

I feel Donkey Kong deserves a special mention for not even using a bat to bat

[divinedelaware]

Roy Hobbs is the dude. I thought he was based on a real player until I was like 12. Love the Natural. Great movie. My pitcher has gotta be Ricky Wild Thing Vaughn

[agblattvids]

MVP Baseball 2005 also had the guy with the comically oversized bat who hit a home run or hard line drive every time. RIP In Peace Keegan Patterson

[TheTEN]

I haven’t seen quite a few of these, awesome video concept. Pablo Sanchez #1 for real