Tabletop RPG Story: The WORST Detective In the World! From Dresden Files RPG

This story is from when I played a detective in a Dresden Files game as a detective who didn't know what he was doing.

Music Credits:

"Fun House Trap", "Lagos", "Mirror Mirror", and "Da Funky Rapsta" from the Youtube Audio Library

[Logan_Baron]

A detective with no points in investigation, all points in fists, guns and cars, and who constantly breaks the law? So every 80s tv detective.

[SuperCaleb]

"I'll sign off on without checking." Even before the ominous tone started, I was having flashbacks and alarms were blaring in my head.

[youngpistol]

He said you could be anything, so you became a legend.

[evilbarrels]

I (un)fortunately never got this past my DM, but in a World of Warcraft D&D campaign I one tried to play a Tauren bard. The bard couldn't sing, or speak at all actually, for he put all the points he could spare into Performance(Mime). He would inspire his comrades through the power of interpretive dance, set to the tantalizing beat of the Lutehammer. He came close to kicking me out of his house after that, but I call it a success.

[captaincokecan]

Journalist: "You are without a doubt the worst detective i have ever heard of" Detective Savage Rage " But you have heard of me" *clenches buttcheeks*

[WildfireMagni]

Why make the technophobic monk drive the car?

I see nothing wrong with doing that. He's with Detective Rage, San Diego P.D.

[AnActualDuck]

Aw, this ended too soon. I want to hear more adventures of Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage

[NimhLabs]

You are a loose canon Detective Rage! You are a cop on the edge! You don't follow any rules except the rules of Savage Rage! The Cowboy Cop Detective Savage Rage!

[Allitur]

Detective rage with the average teenage girl sidekick trixie starbright.

[beegee]

"Those kids with you knew in high school who wore the long trench coats."
Oh boooy...

[LuckIsImpossible]

Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage is the hero this city needs!

[TigerBrows]

I need to know more about Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage. I NEED to. If I don't, I'll die.

[InquisitorThomas]

Head Canon: Savage Rage wasn’t the name he was born with, it was probably something like Keith Weiner or something and he changed his name and adopted this “cool guy” attitude because as a kid he had no friends and he thinks 80s action movie cliches are how people communicate.

[Csrumk]

San Diego is pretty. Pretty full of human trafficking.

[TheFrugalVideoGamer]

I laughed for a full 10 seconds at the "Whatever you make I'll sign off on without checking" line. Good lord that's a bad decision there.

[marvalice]

Oh god. I can't believe the gm just *trusted* you! You can never just *trust* players! I wouldn't trust myself lol

[georgesears]

DM: Tells you that story wise your character is from the worst of the police. Is then surprised when your character is bad at his job. To quote a great philosopher and business man, Micheal Bluth, “Well, I don’t know what I expected.”

[cyrosgold]

Allow me to share with you MY dresden files character. When my friend asked me to join he went on about how you could make practically any kind of character you wanted with the system, so I tested that out with my character. I'll start with the back story: A stage magician down on his luck wanted to add more to his show, he purchased a book on magic from a mysterious bookstore, but he found that he could not read it, nor could he find translations online about it. In frustration he tore up the book and used it to line the cage of his show rabbit Floppsy....Floppsy happily chewed away on the pages of this book and the magician went about his practice in preparation for his next show. Then thugs working for a loan shark showed up to collect from the magician, there was a fight and the magician was struck by a hatchet one of the thugs was wielding and was killed. Witnessing this Floppsy was filled with indignant rage over this injustice...and for that matter understood the concept of justice. In an instant power filled him and he transformed into a humanoid rabbit beast destroying his cage, he knocked out the hatchet wielding thug, picked up his hatchet and killed them both. Thus Bunnyman was born. The book contained a ancient spirit of law and justice, when he consumed it he gained it's power and became a lycanthrope of sorts. He then joined up with a couple of mages and helped them on their adventures. Not only was he very strong in combat but when he was in Floppsy form he could sneak into places and spy or set up for ambushes.
Aside from transformation he also had an ability named "Out of the hat" that allowed him to teleport to any hat he has seen from any other hat. And the way he communicated was via his ability called Remembrance. This ability allowed him to ADD the memory of sensory data to peoples short term memory. So if you asked him a question he couldn't (being a rabbit) answer but a moment later you would "remember" that the little rabbit actually spoke to you.
Highlights were him keeping up with spring heeled jack, Covering the groups escape in a large crowed by making everyone remember them as wearing masks, and when demons invaded, he caused a precise chain reaction among some ruined buildings that caused them to collapse on the demons and claiming that "They ruin my city, My city ruins them...it's JUSTICE." Fun times.

[ace]

I want a full Series about Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage please

[danielgehring]

See and this is why I get so frustrated with cookie-cutter characters and people complaining about making sure the party is "balanced." Who would want to play yet another monk trying to be Batman or an Orc so troped up even Netflix is making fun of it when you can be Detective Detective Savage "Savage Rage" Rage!?