[ASMR] Mario sterilizes Wario with the Home Run Bat

Poor Wario...

[Pixelcraftian]

wario didn’t appear in melee because of this situation in his head, he came to brawl and his fears were true

[sho]

The Home Run Bat is worse a weapon then a regular bat to the nuts. Wario's nuts are completely eradicated by that thing. Mario ended the man's entire lineage in one swing.

[pieofchart]

I like how Mario proudly says "OH YEAH" before dealing the fatal blow

[camera]

The cracking sounds truly immerses the viewer in a true and realistic ASMR experience.

[megabytegaming]

With the cracking sound effects that came after the strike, one can conclude that the bat not only sterilized wario, but also obliterated his pelvis as well. Home run indeed

[hypno-scream]

I love that “Oh yeah!” before he assaults Wario’s manhood

[TheonetruedogTheDog]

okay this may or may not be the greatest video on the platform thank you for single-handedly restoring my faith in humanity

[yeetboi]

idk why but [ASMR] makes this like 7x better for me

[eijirohiroshima]

Wario's scream slowly getting louder is his nerves working again after the original impact.

[Omesa]

Wario: ligma balls
Mario: you mean "hitma balls" *proceeds to land critical hit*

[doozy]

The cracking noises get me, Mario didn't just destroy Wario's balls, he destroyed all the bones in that area

[samuelcanonico]

No wonder Waluigi is not in Smash, he doesn't want to end up like his brother

[oszievavoxrv]

There is no emoticon available on the keyboard capable enough to express what Wario's soul feels as it fragments piece by piece.

[plasmathingy]

I could feel the physical pain through that cracking sound..

[mrmeatloaf]

“Sounds of no longer being able to have children”

[jamesonshekmeister]

RIP Wario’s Gold Nuggets. He ain’t gonna win this time.

[eckitronix]

The slow cracking really makes it, 10/10

[danielip]

Thank you very much! I slept a lot better upon stumbling across this video, high quality video with soothing sound, masterful work indeed!

[intoxicanyx]

*WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD CAN I FEEL THIS*

[Owo_IsThis]

The fact that even tho it's just an image you can feel the pain.