Elons latest Starship …HAT-TRICK of FAIL!

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[chriscasperson]

Right now, I know more about spreading debris over the Gulf of Mexico and Indian Ocean than anyone else alive on Earth

[DS-nvni]

"Right now, I know more about failure than anyone else alive on Earth."
- Me watching news on Musk.

[MysteicVoltronus]

Elon: That is not a typo.
Thunderf00t: No, its a lie.
*8 years later*
Reality: Still a lie.

[lesmotley]

Never before in human history has one man over promised so much but under delivered everything.

[HkTube]

"At this point ACME knows more about space rockets than anyone else alive and I trust them with my life" - Wile E Coyote

[robertfarr]

They went from exploding in a test rig, to exploding on the launch pad, to exploding in flight, to exploding in low earth orbit. That’s a lot of progress. They still have to explode in high orbit, explode in transit, explode in moon orbit, explode on the moon, explode on the return trip and then explode on earth re-entry. So a way to go yet but I’m sure Elmo will do it step by step succeeding on every step on the way.

[TheMasterfulcreator]

I can't get over all of the interviews with some young beautiful interviewer where Elon is like "yes we're gonna do something awesome in x time frame but it's only a claim right now" and they're always like myy god this guy is a god it's totally true too.

[frevazz]

Musk sounded like a 10 year old when he was talking about restaurants inside of the space ship.

[bathroom_wizard]

Right now, I know more about rapid unscheduled disassembly than anyone alive on Earth.

[gunt-her]

Musk might actually be a genius. He sells Mars tickets to all the billionaires to escape "enviroment disaster" (or whatever), they die (predictably), and he's wiped out most of the competition.

[guyonearth]

These SpaceX launch videos have a definite cult meeting vibe going on.

[mattis]

"We use heat shields so we can recover the craft eventually" And here was me thinking it was so they could recover the crew!

[jimpaek]

The constant cheers from the SpaceX staff give me North Korea vibes.

[johnsmith-zyxg]

At this stage, he might as well just build a Millennium Falcon...the propulsion system will come from aliens...

[Lync]

Every time you hear someone from SpaceX say "orders of magnitude" take a drink.

[jedmccullough]

The way people hang on every word this guy says is crazy because they seem to also forget everything he's said in the past.

[joshcawthorne]

Still, at least full self driving is just around the corner. Next year, I’ve heard!!

[williamgeorgefraser]

Musk is the highest-paid science fantasy writer of all time.

[axemand]

NASA started with a plan and tested the concepts and tech on the Mercury and Gemini missions, proving things like EVA, navigation, orbital rendezvous and docking were feasible. They designed the Saturn V, command module and lander using this knowledge and knocked it out the park. Starship meanwhile was designed to look like a rocket ship.

[borusa]

Someone observed that Musk's space visions require Marvel Comic Universe technology to exist.