Think fast chucklenuts but I thought fast

Haha originality

[johnnymccloskey]

and the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about today

[pirate]

He caught it, fixed the fuse, put the lever back in, and put the pin in. What an absolute chad move

[WoodsMoneyy]

For anyone who doesn’t understand, the sheer power of thinking fast enough disables the flashbang

[samuelrodrigues]

"You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!" -Joseph Joestar

[labbanana]

Make a bad ending where he catches it and it explodes

[Clarkamadorian]

“Bakana! I had pulled the pin!”

“You did, but you made one fatal mistake... you threw it at a quick thinker.”

“That’s stupid!”

“Your turn”

“What?”

Scout was later found blind and deaf on the side of the road somewhere in Michigan. He was cold, and a robot was harassing him.

[BuddyTWO]

Bro really said "Whatever you thought, I already thinked it." - Rodrick Heffley

[DeletedTroll]

He thought so fast he skipped the beginning of Scout's sentence.

[fletcherprice]

You thought fast. This man is no mere chucklenuts. We should watch his career with great interest.

[rhodesopalinsky]

0:00 Exposition
0:01 Rising Action
0:02 Climax
0:04 Falling Action
0:05 Resolution

[ZackagonXM]

I’d like to think that Scout’s flash bang never detonates, it just hits you really hard.

[sirderpkins]

Legends say that if you think so fast, faster than anyone has thought before, flashbangs will simple cease to exist.

[ryz_vik]

"Yeah, you grabbed the flashbang, now what?"
"Think fast, chucklenuts."
*yeets it back*

[yusepe_]

Damn it Scout, you had to pull the pin first

[captainpleck]

I was recommended this, watched a 15s ad, and then saw a 6 second video. Incredible.

[gamerogamers]

"You have to pull the pin first, STUPID!"
- Heavy, 2022

[twotailedpikachu]

“You gotta pull to the pin first, stoopid”
*Throws back*

[a-chocolate-enthusiast]

😱
Chucklenuts thought faster than any of us ever could. We honor his greatness today.

[kaos]

Scout thought so fast he didn't even say "Think"

[random_dude]

The reason the flashbang isn't detonating in his very hands is because the flashbangs very *soul is terrified, finally meeting not just his match, but his demise.*