Ethiopia: all endings

#allendings #alternatehistory #ethiopia

[crkcrk]

Mystic ending : as europeans thought at the beginning of the 19th century, Ethiopia possesses all central africa

[ellgndd]

"everything seems smooth"

Literal civil war in tigray: am I a joke to you?

[afrojahames]

I never thought my country would have one of these

[ErPuglia]

🇮🇹❤🇪🇹
(We will come back soon)
*heavy "Faccetta Nera" noises*
(Just joking)

[AnimeArchaeologist]

That's not cursed; it's blessed.

[gengarzilla]

"Again? Seriously?" ending: Ethiopia repels the 1935-1936 Italian invasion and forces them to sue for peace, internationally humiliating Mussolini's fascist regime with Italy's second loss to this African nation. Following rising public dissent, he is removed from power before WW2 begins, altering the course of the European theatre.

[gavinisdie]

Bad Ending: Ethiopia is Conquered in the Scramble for Africa and is Eith Put under British, French, or Italian Rule

[hy-eg]

Coptic ending: Ethiopia conquers every important Coptic holy site and becomes one of the most powerful empires in the world.

Umayyad ending: Umayyad Caliphate somehow manages to conquer Ethiopia and converts the entire region to Sunni Islam.

Ottoman ending: Ottoman Empire somehow manages to conquer Ethiopia.

Portuguese ending: Instead of merely helping Ethiopia out against it's enemies, Portugal straight up colonizes Ethiopia instead.

[dimitriorelnov]

interestingly the funiculi funicula used at 1:10 is the Red Army Choir version

[oanonimogreg]

Bad ending:
Ethiopia goes on with its dam project and gets invaded by Egypt and Sudan.

Catastrophic ending:
Ethiopia disintegrates in numerous warring countries ruled by different ethnic groups, making the horn of Africa even more unstable.

[yaso]

As an Israeli who was born in Ethiopia i don't know how to feel about the "cursed ending"

[Mighter]

Cursed ending:
Me who is israeli ethiopian: 👁👄👁

[Bluesonofman]

Cursed Ending is basically the Dual monarchy ending where they crush Islam

[moickrackvr]

The monarchy ending is the good ending, because the civil war never happens

[Inescapeium]

Islamic ending: *Muslims conquer Ethiopia and the Sultanate of Al-Abisiniyya was established*

[ethiopianpatriot]

The Alas Ending:Ethiopia wins WW2 and till this day Ethiopia controls the world.

[aymaanmohammed]

bruh why do all of these have at least one hava nagilla scene lmao

[yazov]

City ending : Ethopia got Divet into San Francisco los Angeles new Jork ocuppation zone

[AbdulThePirate]

Real ending: Somali Region goes free via article 39 or from civil war.

[redsamson]

“communist state” is more accurately “socialist state”