Pyrocynical Situation is Pathetic

It's time for the 10th episode of the weekly slop, or technically the 1st episode of the monthly slop. Today, the PyroLIVE Situation is Adjective

[DaRealRoachDoggJr]

Video too hard to focus on, please add video of jingling keys

[gormzola]

Can you put out a poll after each video so the public can vote over if the slop has thickened or thinned.

[icrafterchips]

The viscosity of an industrially mass produced substance barely fit for human consumption has increased, in comparison to previous observations.

[t.lohmann]

Watching this on 2x speed because I don’t want to think about Pyro

[Cyranek]

Thank you for having the immense mental fortitude required to watch all of the pyro uploads

[IronManIsGaming]

12 hours summarized in less than 3 minutes is crazy

[Dietbutcher]

I don't care about any of this... guys I think i'm being cured of the slop addiction

[丨匚卄匚几]

I hate pyro so much I now main soldier in tf2

[therealbritlad]

Pyro makes his videos "large" for a reasonable reason
He just really likes subjects "expanded" on, so of course the videos are going to be "big" he needs to make sure they are "stuffed full" of information

[Baldeur]

Pyrocynical has too much time on his hands and thinks we're the same unemployed procrastinators as he is. Mods, turn him into slop of the finest texture.

[chatman]

"Free Thinkers" when SlopLive makes an upload longer than a minute:

[gutworx]

"cheeseburger meltdown" is such a good word. god i love colossal

[geckowss]

If you ever are critically pondering your life choices, just realize there are zombies that spend an hour and thirty minutes watching tommy innit dream drama

[lens_hunter]

The PirateSoftware video was 28 minutes just for Pyro to come to the stunning conclusion that death threats are bad. Yes I watched the whole thing, that's all he says after wrapping up everything that happened.

[Bobbysan]

pyro would've spent an hour explaining who pyro is

[MewPurPur]

The Pyrocinical situation is Bad, Insane, Terrible, Depressing, Sad, Crazy, Disappointing, Sad, Awful, Pathetic, Embarrassing, Upsetting, Worrying, and quite frankly, it Just Got Worse...

[two]

I just realized there hasn't been a single Pyro video in my recommendations in two weeks. I've finally got cleansed from slop.

[LinkinPhoenix]

Remind me! in 178 days re: Pyro baldness

[Wulk]

Can't believe he made a whole video going "I will stop the slop" and proceeded to become the thickest slopper in YT

[Penmont.]

Pyro would spend 40 situations patheticing what explaining is