SPOOKY SHOPKEEPER audio by @ZacSpeaksGiant

[MichaelJones-muxi]

Wizard: "Our shop will trap and drain your soul.. forcing you to come back again and again even when you don't want to...", Traveler: "Yes, I know how subscription services work."

[MrSpaceCrash]

"I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL"
"No thanks, I don't want to work here"

[Fishslapper]

"You may get more than you bargained for."
"Yeah, that's how a clearance sale works."

[fyraltari]

The shopkeeper didn't realize the consequences of buying a cursed shop.

[ScaryCoup]

Wizard says : these items are cursed!
Elf says : I know what bootleg merchandise is

[MrEddie]

"I AM THE DEVIL"
"SELF ESTEEM ISSUES ARE COMMON!"

[armorbearer]

Wizard: Well, what if I told you anything sold will allow me to spy on you 24/7.
Traveler: Yes, I know how privacy agreements work.

[notmyname]

"I'm saying the purchase and use of these wares will have horrible consequences!"
"Yeah, I know how credit score works, too."

[koop-xcie]

"You don't understand, hundred were enslaved and killed to create this item"

"I get the concep of chain production"

[OmegaIsHere-ywvq]

Wizard: I will make you pay for the things you didn’t even ask for.
Traveler: I know how scams work too.

[glenngriffon]

Guy is isekai'd into a fantasy world and explains how stores in his world operate to a seller of cursed items. The shopkeeper is so taken aback by the inhumanity of the guy's world that he closes up shop and becomes a monk because he cannot compare.

[menghao]

"THEY'RE LITERALLY CURSED WITH THE TEARS AND BLOOD OF DAMNED ORPHANS!"

"I'VE HEARD ABOUT SWEATSHOP LABOR TOO!"

[barbatosdiablosrex]

“You’ll keep coming back for more, against your own will”
“Ok seriously, do you not know drug addiction is?”

[Ken_neThT]

The fact that the evil shop keep can't come up with a description without a comparable modern analogue is both as funny as it is depressing.

And this by nature of irony, makes it hilarious LOL

[SpammingY]

"You will have to be a slave to earn my wares!"
"Yes, I know about entry-level jobs."

[rahn]

"This will cost you an arm and a leg!"
"Yes I know the healthcare system is terrible."

[massgunner]

Spooky shopkeeper: "just take this wish granting hand and get out, it probably does less damage to your mind than that accursed glass panel"

[NineSun]

"These wares will hurt you in unforseen ways and are not they seem like"
"Yeah, I know how pre-orders work"

[chrischeckerslara]

Random patron can't comprehend that the entire shop is cursed lmao.

Somewhat reminds me of that one simpson treehouse of horror episode lol.

[yoskibroski]

A person from our realm being transported to a fantasy world and just being like, "The only difference is magic. Everything else is still realistic and sucks ass. But at least I can create fire balls!"