Evolution = Creationism... Because Yoga! (WDPLaSS 38)

Yeah... it's as dumb as the title suggests. Jordan of Spirit "Science" just can't stop spewing stupid.

My Twitter: @MartymerM81

This video is sponsored by Brilliant.

[dreadlindwyrm]

No, no. Yogi bear is more advanced than all humans. He is, after all, smarter than the average bear...

[tabularasa]

The particle belonging to Jordan's field is called the Moron.

[berndbernd]

fruits so low, you are foraging for potatoes

[dinokid]

This is why mental health needs to be taken more seriously

[Gav-mjlx]

Ah, Thoth and Atlantis. I like his new stuff, but it's nice to hear the classics sometimes.

[chrisdurhammusicchannel]

Jordan is a MASTER!!!
A Master Chef!!!
Harvesting and preparing words from disparate disciplines!!!!
Preparing them in a word salad unmatched in all of human history!!!
A salad absolutely loaded with ingredients but somehow devoid of calories!!!

[griffinbeaumont]

The real mysteries still go unanswered. Such as how Jordan's avatar wears that scarf without having a neck

[ArchitheFA]

I am a scientist, no need to forward these videos. I laughed at them since my masters when I found your channel, through the PhD program and now they keep me entertained during professional work. Especially when the imposter syndrome kicks in.

[fireflyf]

Jordan:
Gives reasonably accurate description of the electromagnetic spectrum.

Me:
Here it comes...

Jordan:
This pattern theoretically continues with the shift in velocity from one field to the next.

Me:
Prepares to send Jordan the bill to repair the damage to my desk due to the impact of my head caused by the sudden change in velocity of my head that statement induced.

[Onio_Saiyan]

I’ll bet if I showed Jordan my notes on the fake religion my Paladin believes in DND, he would probably somehow work it into his woo garbage.

[saintthomas]

I love that Jordan has the graviton being slower than the photon, even though gravity waves propagate at the speed of light.

[otrame]

Ah, it was great to see the oven mitt come out again. Good work, Marty. As always.

[chrisose]

Jordan holds a rainbow belt in WooPoo.

[A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid]

8:14 - I am reminded of a clip from an "Indian mystic school" held by a man who was said to be able to fly.
There was a room with a thickly padded floor and all these students were hopping around on their butts, in the lotus position, practicing for the day when they would ascend toward the sky.
Godsdamned it was the funniest thing!

[ziploc]

I was able to find that clip of the "Kiai master" getting his arse kicked, thanks! Always good to see these frauds exposed.

[juliezwick]

Of course Jordan would fill his video with AI images

[rustkitty]

Jordan's "science" would make a banger fantasy magic system, especially videos like this one. He has already made all the lore and the progression graphs & skill trees you see in the illustrations, now we just need someone to assign point values to adapt it to tabletop...

[Deqster]

Can we just create a specialist term for the "info" Jordan conveys by combining "wool" (as in pull the wool over your eyes), "bullshit" and "woo"?
>"Woolshit"<

[saalkz.a.]

Well, according to Swami Salami, Yogi is most definitely a highly evolved lifeform, as we all know "he is smarter than an average bear"...

Wait, did Jordan just reached ludicrous brainfart speeds and gone into plaid?

[JRexRegis]

Jordan's avatar having a lobotomy scar really ties the character together imo