Guinaifen Situation is Crazy

Context: Honkai Star Rail
Music:
The Fool Always Rings Twice · Sparkle Theme - Honkai Star Rail OST

[fan creation/fan-made]

[alternativealan]

lil gui had to pull out the ukulele for this one

[spamtheham]

Little Gui Situation Is Insane
Little Gui Situation Is Sad
Little Gui Is Finished
Little Gui Is Cooked

[idontchuckle]

"Another day, another drama. Just when you thought it couldn't get any whackier this week, what with the SAM exposed situation and the Koski Scam situation, the internet gives you your daily dose of drama that you gotta have as if you were mara struck and this was the cure. Today, we're talking about a streamer known as, Lil' Gui. If that name sounds familiar, it might be because you remember her as the streamer that went into Fyxestroll garden and allegedly got attacked by ghosts. It was all over social media a year back. And now, she has risen to exposure yet again, but this time, instead of hunting spirits, Lil' Gui decided to make some. Because, she decided to do a magic trick, where she convinced her friend, Sushang, who you might remember from the ghost stream, to put her in a box, and stab the box with a bunch of swords with her in it. Now, unless you've been living under a rock, you'd know this is an absolute classic of a magic trick thats been used in cartoons, talents shows, all that jazz. And, Lil' Gui wanted to give it a shot herself in the stream. And what happens next, I kid you not, is insane."

*Roll clip of incident*

"Yeah no, she f*cking died. Sushang literally got three swords shove through her, treated her like she was a mara struck zombie or something. Its actually crazy how Lil' Gui convinced her she was safe and then just absolutely filled her with holes. As expected, fans were disgusted by what happened, and Lil' Gui was quick to make a response. Which, might actually take the cake as worst apology video this year."

*Roll apology video made by Lil' Gui*

"I sure do hope that when she said 'I'm working to improve myself' she was talking about her magic tricks. It's so crazy how the words 'I'm sorry' do not leave her mouth once this entire video. Like, you just killed someone and you think the best response is to make excuses and whine about how people are harrassing you after this? She's trying to make herself the victim in this scenario and its absolutely repulsive sh*t. I don't know if anything is going to top this terrible apology video, its just so bad its almost impressive. Anyway, that's about it. See ya."

[isESAcheronOutmetaYet]

Sushang:” I worked for Mr. Guinafen, she’s crazy”

[DriverNeku]

Internet Anarchist the next day:
"How Moist Cr1tikal destroyed Guinaifen's career"

[LouisGalaxoz]

"I work for Guinaifen, she's a fraud"

[samysof]

I can already picture the thumbnail for when Sunnyv2 uploaded with something like "Little Gui's satisfying downfall."

[littlelw]

"I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement" -- lil'Gui

[dan_]

"oh its moistcritikal- IS THAT SPARKLE DOLL!!11??1"

[Pudding]

You know it's some serious controversy when dry uncritical covers it.

[hank]

In hindsight, that was sword of a bad idea.

[bilalgill]

I can't believe she'd do this. What a disappointment. And the apology video was a cold, unfeeling, disaster as they always are. Shame on you Lil Gui

[lurker_san]

You know you've done goofed up when charlie reacts

[kaiTakateru]

Only missing the usual small sigh at the beginning of the apology video 😂

[lillyie]

"how will be sushang situation impact guinaifen?
-sunnyv2 new video

[currysonata]

Honestly, she can't catch a break.

[Archon_Kujo]

If Charlie exists in the Hoyoverse, I would say that his moist would be his only element

[kayaky]

Guin : "IS THERE A BAILU IN THE STREET?"

[Johnnymeloveo]

She's over, she's done, it's finally over, finally done, ended her whole career, it's the end, finally the end, it gets worse...

[keychera]

moist critikal is definitely a long life xianzhou natives that never got struck by mara because the strongest memory he has are the 1000 ways to describe any situation with sexual metaphors



that's about it see ya