#MorbiusSweep! #Shorts

MORBIUSSWEEP?

[radcut]

My wife left me for a cardboard cutout of Morbius, and I can't blame her

[AlexK]

"ITS MORBIN TIME!!!" Micheal "Jesus Christ" Morbius

[abadjoke]

Morbius was truly the movie of all time. I think the performances were there, as well as the script, vfx, and direction. Jared Leto did a job as an actor. I rate this movie out of 10. Truly a movie.

[TheMasterUnity]

I am happy to know (but i'm not surprised) that Morbius sold ∞ tickets! That's ∞ tickets per person in every single universe

[Switchsml]

This movie was a financial hit that it kickstarted the MCU!!! (Morbious Cinematic Universe)

[pat.tt.ttt_]

Do you guys notice that morbius means disease in Latin, meaning that the entirety of 2020 and 2021 was a literal morbius sweep. I can’t believe COVID predicted this masterpiece of a film. #morbiussweep

[Shichism]

Morbius has to be my absolute favorite movie of all time. The movie starts off with Doctor Michael in Morb City, sad because he has a Morbifying disease. He then makes some tests in his Morb laboratory and injects himself with Morbius juice, and turns into a Morbian. He then kills the non-morbi and injects his friend Miles Morales Morbius. Since Morbius was spreading rapidly throughout Morb City, the anti-morbius was formed to take out the morbi. Doctor Michael and Miles Morales Morbius fight the anti-morbi, and end up taking a Morbian win. Sadly, Doctor Michael was injured in the fight, and is about to die, and utters his final words, "I am... Morbin'". The city is then saved and a morbussin memorial was made for Doctor Michael. Truly a masterpiece of a film. I was at the edge of my seat every second, and was shedding tears for Doctor Michael's heroism at the end of the movie. "I am... Morbin'" Such a beautiful line, a line that will go down as legend in cinema history. I love Morbius. I strive to become Morbius. Morbius is everything, and it is impossible to live without it.

[TrueSpider-Man]

I watched Morbius at 12 AM and literally came out covered in blood, everyone was terrorized and I even drank random people's blood (They sadly died) they called the cops and started shooting at me but I dodged all bullets. They told me "HANDS UP, CREEP!!!" I said. "Morbin' time cannot be stopped!!!"

At this precise moment everybody and the cops said "OMG TRUE, IT'S MORBIN' TIME!!!" and they let me go and cheered me up. A goth chick then came out of nowhere and said she wants to be my vampire gf, and so I morbed her! NOW WE'RE MORBING EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD NON-STOP!!!

[BenTheBot]

Can't wait for the sequel - Morbius 2: Morbussy

[callmeej]

If it wasn’t for Morbius I’d still be on the street! I was saved by the Morbussy

[kellymoses]

I love the fact that the memes this movie started are so much more entertaining than the movie itself

[JinxTheCatFan]

When i was 13, i came out to my parents as a morbius male. They couldnt accept my morbality, so they sent me off to camp. They just didnt understand— i was morbed that way. At the camp, they gave us electromorb therapy to morb us into beta males. I resisted the treatment, being a morbius male, you cant morb me out of being morbed. I fooled the counselors into thinking they had successfully morbed be into a beta male, and i returned home. To this day, i live a double life— one for my parents, who still cannot accept morbality, and one where its always morbin time.

[awesomegaymer]

It's honestly insane, much like how Jared Leto became an insane clown to film joker, he truly IS morbius.

[darry]

"How did Morbius did so well?"
"Because it was a movie, and it sold tickets"

[Adam-jsmi]

i unironically love this movie its my favourite thing right now

[oystersales]

Morbius is an absolute W, and what do you get when you flip a W upside down? An M. M stands for Michael, M stands for Morbius. Michael Morbius.

[HSP]

The world is too impure for a masterpiece that is morbius.

[sagaswp]

Not only was Morbius the movie of all time, it's already absorbed the power of the thousands of Star Wars prequel memes and produced far more and much better memes than those movies ever did. By now we've all heard the tragedy of Dr. Morbius the Wise.

[murgatroydfungus]

I used to be a gamer (a heretic?) gaming poison games in my dark damp coffin of a room. Then, somehow, someone who had watched Morbius came into a 5 mile radius of my apartment, spontaneously transforming me into a morboid (with several morbitches). Morbius is the movie, AND the game of all time. Infact gamedevs, writers and production crews all over the world have been resigning en mass because morbius has singlehandedly made entertainment Morbsolete. The space age has ended. The Morbage has begun.

[queazy]

If only we had Morbius before, then there would be no war...