Pirating North Korean TV - Satellite Intercepted

We continue to access & intercept the North Korean Communications Satellite. Television Programs Broadcasts on July 12th & 13th 2024 are examined & documented in this two and a half hour report.

0:00 Pirate TV opening trailer
0:23 Captains Log, Star Date July 12, 2024
0:49 North Korean National Anthem
2:46 Weirdo Woman says to worship Kim
3:06 Kim's Grandfather Partying
4:47 Kim's Daddy Partying
6:11 Olympics, North Korea here we come again!
9:31 Sing-a-long North Korea is total greatness!
20:11 Kim's new Water Park & Spa - Russian kids love this place! 
43:55 Sing-a-long the greatness is never ending
51:30 Kim opens his own Jurassic Park
59:09 Sing-a-long again it's only greatness here
1:07:33 Here is Kim the Super Supreme leader
1:23:55 Weird and Wonderful where we walk sing-a-long
1:27:49 Obedient Citizens I yell for you all
1:43:30 Sing-a-long can't stop this greatness
1:53:53 The Musical Army Band
1:58:05 Our Military guys can dance good
2:01:35 Late Evening News & Weather
2:12:53 Sing-a-long going to dream of Kim tonight
2:17:56 Tomorrow's schedule rundown
2:23:40 Good Night and sign off for the night

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[starm_]

I feel like I'm watching the default channel in a hotel room

[zuxx]

Man, this just takes "there's nothing to watch on tv" to a whole new level.

[icansngthebdyelectric]

it’s crazy how everything looks like 1955, 1985, and 2005 at the same time

[gumstik]

No commercials for products, no TV shows, no cartoons for kids or news breaks. One gigantic tourism ad for 8 fucking hours.

[ChineseKiwi]

you know you have sleeping problems when you are watching North Korean TV at 2am.

[MVPCarlos]

Imagine working your ass off for the day to get one dollar and when you come home to sit down and watch TV, the only thing playing is the same thing that you’ve watched since you were a kid.

[tallpony]

I feel like I am watching inter dimensional cable tv

[jhnyjoejoe]

Them: Being forced to watch this everyday.
Us: Watching it willingly.

[Gingersockman]

Fell asleep watching this while fighting a fever. Woke up and now I am fighting for our Super Supreme Leader.

[leobardogaribay]

*These are not paid actors. They just don’t want to die.*

[zombifiedpariah]

Dude. Imagine this being all there is to watch. All day, every day. I'd rather go work in the mines or something instead.

[TheBub]

what's on tv tonight, hun? wife: we have the kim jong un comedy hour, the kim il sung memorial memorial and kim jong il inspects an abandoned coal mine. husband: pop the corn

[mikefln]

Imagine having to choose between the Wheat Channel and constant reruns of Everybody Loves Kim.

[audrabair]

It's like watching one big continuous ad you can't skip.

[ManicKazzy]

This actually makes me so sad. This is all some people know

[BR.Punisher]

It feels like you're looking at a parallel universe and how people live there, but no, this is our earth...

[Immortal_BP]

lmao you can tell someone is moving the balloons and confetti gifs by hand

[AlanMichaelJackson]

This is the type of content YouTube was built for.

[alberteinsteinthejew]

Man, watching this now I’m so grateful for what I have today. YouTube, Netflix, Disney+, Max, Prime, AppleTV, Spotify, PS5 etc. Truly taken for granted.

[juanvaldez]

I have never wanted a commercials break more.