Calcium is crazy

What I have here just looks like a bunch of generic metal chunks.  However what I think is cool, is that it's actually pure calcium.

#shorts

[_Matthiasss_]

"It is safely stored and protected in this glass ampoule"
Was*

[trevor]

Nile showing us the proper method of opening an ampule

[TheStOne]

"Calcium is crazy"
Calcium: "No, you're crazy"

[mazder]

That hammer hit was way funnier than it should have been

[ilexlio]

"Now that the calcium is free-"
It will pay for it's crimes

[parth]

"that's why it is stored in this glass ampule"
Well

[The_Asteroid_]

Doctors: You have calcium deficiency, so take one calcium tablet daily.
Patient:

[GoIdfish]

"This is the deadliest animal in the world"
"And I'm going to poke it, with a stick"

[alexwillson]

Bro's the definition of:
"oh no, anyways"

[Vaul.]

“the blood is located within this protective human” *smash*

[OBGynKenobi]

You mean I have a metal skeleton??

I'LL BE BACK!!

[Leekodot]

"And I really like the little popping sounds"

Ladies and gentlemen,
we found the professional.

[livingwithchallenges]

After hearing "it's releasing hydrogen" and "I like the popping sound" I'm way more glad that you became an educator and not a criminal.

[SuprAJ]

"the calcium is sealed in this ample"
Nile: oh good, *pulls out hammer* so anyway.

[GrandLugmos]

"-which is why it's safely stored in this glass ampule."
"Hammer."

[taterds]

"which is why its safely stored and protected in this glass ampule"
"well, how do you open i- oh ok thats how"

[xTriton_]

*Everyday, Nigel visibly proceeds towards becoming NileGreen himself.*

[selloutprogressive]

Never... I repeat... Never give this man an ancient demon vessel!

[asoncalledvoonch]

If morbid curiosity was a person, it'd be this guy

[Redhood]

I swear man, Nilered has the most *psychopathically stable scientist* vibes, and i'm all here for it💀