The Jetpack Joyride theme got me feelin like this

[diet_water]

Teacher: I’m calling your dad!

Me who finally gets to meet him:

[Mr_Toast_The_Brazilian]

Me to anyone:
"I can't dance"
Also me waiting for my food to heat up on the microwave:

[Dallasisdown]

Sad speech about a national tragedy:
Sign language translators:

[DNSTSU]

I'm dancing like this, to this exact music, on my wedding

[TeenCatnap]

Pov: its 2050 and you found a Phone with game called jetpack joyride and then when you press play there a banger ost you:

[papacheese]

Me when I beat my high score in jetpack joyride:

[coolkidkenna]

Me explaining a action movie to a deaf kid with dance moves:

[dianniapalmer]

thats me at 3am playing jet pack joy ride

[sam.]

Jokes aside, That guy got them movess

[ExoDragon]

Me: I can't dance!
Also me at 9pm in the mirror listening to this song:

[Paraguayoloud]

I hate losing in that game is so addictive!!!

[The-goofy-goober]

Me: man, i cant dance to save my life
Also me when the second im alone:

[justkasumi]

holy hell i remember seeing the original video all the way back when i was a kid

[Man-in-Cap]

One guy who gets fired by WTC 15 minutes before hijackers arrives

[Lucky_]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[Adamthecool-em]

I play this song when im 5 more minutes late

[EasilyLit]

Does this man put olive oil on the bottom of his shoes, he is slick af.

[vinstual]

When my wife left me, took the kids but I get all the money

[DTJouro]

didn't know that Michael Jackson get revived

[Quartz_geode]

Some fella: *getting absolutely fucked up in school bathroom*

Me (he just called me a dumbass):