Today I Learned Memes

Cursed Moments! #vaazkl

[kakahass]

I mean by that logic humans don't die of old age either, we just suffer catastrophic organ failure and lack the energy to keep breathing.

[BoxOfTissues]

For the first one, I would worry that one student would just delete all the notes to troll or smt

[lemonadonGD]

"We are but men, rock!" *earthquake*

[thevictorian]

I don’t believe that last one is true. However, most marine mammals can’t breathe without thinking about it, so they sleep by shutting off half of their brain at a time while the other half remains focused on coming up to breathe

[mishacochran]

I learned some things. Not helpful things, but definitely things.

[idontknow-ph]

I always thought that "this little piggy went to the market" was a tow going shopping at Piggly wiggly lol

[NSBC_Scrubb]

Me and abt 10 other students from my classes did the first one last year…. We deleted them after each semester but both of them before we deleted were over 100 pages and it made studying so much easier

[totallynothunter]

oh my god the little piggy one hit me halfway through the next 😭😭💀

[HazbinHelluvaHotelBoss.Fan]

Jaw dropping moment for the little piggy that went to the Market💀

[YourCoolUncleMccroy]

Y’know dogs thinking in barks makes sense and is extremely adorable

[pandamilkshake]

That one student: "Select all -> Backspace"

[LunaGrangerTheKat]

I'VE WONDERED THE DOG ONE SO MANY TIMES!🤣

[lunaaabug]

"every Chinese restaurant" shows two places that are more than likely either the same place, or the same chain

[CosmicGardener]

Animals likely dont have any internal dialogue

[Konstfantast_Official]

“Do dogs think in barks”


*Stares at my dog who is standing right next to me.*

[AutisticNerdBoy]

I like how vaazkl sometimes switches from someone who just reads memes to a human being

[Justinprow]

The dog thinking one, no. Dogs think visual, and dogs dont even speak with barks. They use some kind of body language, sign language with the body, like the tail, when scared, its under their belly, when happy, it swings in the air. So people amputating their dogs tail is like making them half-mute. (Tail isnt everything)

[SuperiorBeing]

For the last one, i believe they have facts mixed up. Wales are mammals and there isn't a mammal on Earth which cannot die to age. Mammals don't have cell structure or just ability in general to be "immortal" just yet. It would probably take another billion years before a single mammalian would be able to keep up with their cell degradation forever. The only creatures, that i know of, which don't die to age, are lobsters (i personally believe they would die to age if they could continue growing, but at a certain point they will stop molting and die because they can't grow anymore), and a single species of Jellyfish while evolved to regress back to its egg(? Thing?) just before age sets in, something that mammal cells are probably too complicated to develop. So no. They do die to age instead of drowning.

[Beagle]

The “this little piggy went to market” one genuinely hurt me.

[wuzzu]

idk about the last one but elephants don't really die of old age, their teeth wear down until they can't chew anymore and then they starve to death