*engineer that secretly runs your company*

Hilarious Tech Office with your startup's 10x programmer and cracked software engineer and software developer (SWE).

#humor #jokes #programmingmemes

[gabrielnilo]

Bob, the guy who everyone thought never worked on anything to realize he fixed everyone's mistakes and never let bad code go into the final product.

[ImSloyHD]

You forgot the stress ball that he picked from the last convention he went to.

[romangeneral]

And then is laid off in the first round and all his work is dumped onto you!

[jel]

That turn to the engineering team as they say "fire the rest of the engineering team" hahaha

[johnsimon]

My “Barefoot in the office guy” did NOT run the company.

[Thect]

I think I'm doing 90% of what you listed in this short everyday...
skipping stairs, walking with sharp turns, staring at the floor, spinning chairs...

[Consural]

Skipping stairs, the lunch, the abrupt turns, the throw-catch. The accuracy in this is insane.

[basTi]

the engineer that secretly runs your company is the service technician that repairs the coffee maker in case of an emergency

[test]

That's why I work from home. So they creeps can't record me all day

[catalin]

He's also paid as junior and is the reason why everyone else doesn't get a raise. Is the every manager dream asset. I hate that guy 😂

[AlexA-xswj]

Why do I feel personally attacked? I do everything this guy does lmfao. The wrist flick, skipping steps, staring at the coffee brewing, flipping canned drinks lmfao what is this

[nowknow]

This is me and I'm just now realizing how awkward I am... FML there is no hope anymore, I'm in too deep.

[tiaanbasson]

Wait there are others like me? Even the stair climbing habit got nailed...

[striipexx]

I liked how the coffee Maschine got more and more aggressive after each coffee 😂

[frommarkham]

"So much much coffee do you drink?"
Him: yes

[Dreamlink]

When he work so good you dont even dare to aproach him cuz he carry solo.

[tmeqjxh]

the double mugs and extra skip-a-step because it's faster fuggin almost killed me 😂

[Nabium]

Ok, I walk up stairs that way.... guess now I finally see how it looks like from the outside.

[minerharry]

bro the water bottle thing… and the drop… this is too real

[blurryface]

This is a flawless demonstration of me if anxiety didn't ruin my life