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Jack Daniel's Honey 50 LED Portable Bottle Lamp Warm White
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Summary (long version further below):
We at SimianTek strive for a better tomorrow, a greener future, a future that is illuminated by up-cycled alcohol glass bottles. Purdy lights make bottles shiny and even more purdy. The bottles themselves are either fitted with a battery pack (for ultimate portability) or with a DC power wire that attaches to the main power socket, a true luminous companion that will surely brighten your life.
If a gentle companion throughout the night you require, our minions have conjured up a warm LED light glow that doesn't disturb your sleep, rather it will gently caress your cheek with a dim glow drifting you into blissful slumber. Otherwise, if you require light for those BBQ nights or to light up the way so you don't trip whilst running to the loo, our minions have gone to the sun and back to bring you small stars that will surely leave you blinded (Note for dummies: light will NOT leave you literally blind). The light is so darn bright that it might steer ships in your direction if you leave it on for too long.
So, help us bring light to your household or wherever you please - surely it won't disappoint. And remember, LEDs are very economical and energy efficient, so you’ll be saving the world too!
Long version:
We at SimianTek strive for a better tomorrow, a greener future, a future that is illuminated by up-cycled alcohol glass bottles. After a hard night out drinking and getting really intoxicated, we don't throw our empty bottles at the barman nor do we use them as a club on the guy who took our girl (or the girl who took our girl, or the guy who took our guy, or beat the mean crocodile in the tuxedo to a pulp for simply winking at us). No, we simply collect them, clean them and make them shine bright and illuminate our homes because when you're wasted, switching on the lights is just too damn hard. Over the years our simian minions have collected numerous types of bottles (bunch of drunkards!) of a variety of brands and shapes.
Our loyal minions clean them thoroughly, dry them by hugging them for days and then install LED light strings that accentuate and complement their aesthetics (‘purdy lights make bottles shiny and even more purdy’). Our hard working SimianTek minions hold these creations to such esteem that they give them to their offspring, a sort of rite of passage of their young, a thoughtful and genuine gift, to allow their young to overcome their fear of the dark, providing comfort during these delicate times of growing up.
The bottles themselves are either fitted with a battery pack (for ultimate portability!!!) or with a DC power wire that attaches to the main power socket, a true luminous companion that will surely brighten your life.
So help us bring light to your household or wherever you please, surely it won't disappoint. And remember, LEDs are very economical and energy efficient, so you’ll be saving the world too!
If a gentle companion throughout the night you require, our minions have conjured up a warm LED light glow that doesn't disturb your sleep, instead it will gently caress your cheek with a dim glow drifting you into blissful slumber. On the other hand, if you require light during those BBQ nights or to light up your house so you don't trip whilst running to the toilet, our minions have gone to the sun and back to bring you small stars that will surely leave you blinded by their light. The light is so darn bright that it might steer ships in your direction if you leave it on the shore for too long. So please turn off the light when it’s not in use on the beach, you’ll be saving energy and your lives from an impertinent vessel beaching fiasco (Note for dummies: light will NOT leave you literally blind). P.S. We are not responsible for any stars going all supernova in your bottle!
We take custom orders on select ranges of products, so if you don’t find what you’re looking for such as specific bottle or LED colour, send us an email and we’ll do our best to reply within 24 hours!
Contact us on:
Visit us on:
Summary (long version further below):
We at SimianTek strive for a better tomorrow, a greener future, a future that is illuminated by up-cycled alcohol glass bottles. Purdy lights make bottles shiny and even more purdy. The bottles themselves are either fitted with a battery pack (for ultimate portability) or with a DC power wire that attaches to the main power socket, a true luminous companion that will surely brighten your life.
If a gentle companion throughout the night you require, our minions have conjured up a warm LED light glow that doesn't disturb your sleep, rather it will gently caress your cheek with a dim glow drifting you into blissful slumber. Otherwise, if you require light for those BBQ nights or to light up the way so you don't trip whilst running to the loo, our minions have gone to the sun and back to bring you small stars that will surely leave you blinded (Note for dummies: light will NOT leave you literally blind). The light is so darn bright that it might steer ships in your direction if you leave it on for too long.
So, help us bring light to your household or wherever you please - surely it won't disappoint. And remember, LEDs are very economical and energy efficient, so you’ll be saving the world too!
Long version:
We at SimianTek strive for a better tomorrow, a greener future, a future that is illuminated by up-cycled alcohol glass bottles. After a hard night out drinking and getting really intoxicated, we don't throw our empty bottles at the barman nor do we use them as a club on the guy who took our girl (or the girl who took our girl, or the guy who took our guy, or beat the mean crocodile in the tuxedo to a pulp for simply winking at us). No, we simply collect them, clean them and make them shine bright and illuminate our homes because when you're wasted, switching on the lights is just too damn hard. Over the years our simian minions have collected numerous types of bottles (bunch of drunkards!) of a variety of brands and shapes.
Our loyal minions clean them thoroughly, dry them by hugging them for days and then install LED light strings that accentuate and complement their aesthetics (‘purdy lights make bottles shiny and even more purdy’). Our hard working SimianTek minions hold these creations to such esteem that they give them to their offspring, a sort of rite of passage of their young, a thoughtful and genuine gift, to allow their young to overcome their fear of the dark, providing comfort during these delicate times of growing up.
The bottles themselves are either fitted with a battery pack (for ultimate portability!!!) or with a DC power wire that attaches to the main power socket, a true luminous companion that will surely brighten your life.
So help us bring light to your household or wherever you please, surely it won't disappoint. And remember, LEDs are very economical and energy efficient, so you’ll be saving the world too!
If a gentle companion throughout the night you require, our minions have conjured up a warm LED light glow that doesn't disturb your sleep, instead it will gently caress your cheek with a dim glow drifting you into blissful slumber. On the other hand, if you require light during those BBQ nights or to light up your house so you don't trip whilst running to the toilet, our minions have gone to the sun and back to bring you small stars that will surely leave you blinded by their light. The light is so darn bright that it might steer ships in your direction if you leave it on the shore for too long. So please turn off the light when it’s not in use on the beach, you’ll be saving energy and your lives from an impertinent vessel beaching fiasco (Note for dummies: light will NOT leave you literally blind). P.S. We are not responsible for any stars going all supernova in your bottle!
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