Family Guy - 'Here's what I think of your contract'

From the episode "Fifteen minutes of shame".

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[gor]

Family Guy's humor was so much better in these early seasons.

[yiwoon_crs]

Back when Peter was a more emotionally relatable character

[SmashLiXs]

i wish peter's intelligence didn't go down after being uncanceled

[RyanStorey]

"I thought he was gonna rip it!"

Yes, that's called "subverting your expectations" for a punchline.

[FunkySlash]

"If this was modern FG, Peter would rip it, get a nasty paper cut, and bleed all over the guys face!"

[cfcdaviddcfc]

"I think it's awful and I don't much care for it at all my good sir!"

[kidwithproblems]

If this was modern Family Dude Peter would try to rip the contract but it doesn’t rip so for 30 seconds Peter would try to rip it and say very few lines, than get a paper cut and cry.

[chenstormstout]

This one FG joke that I still repeat to this day.

[mr.knightthedetective]

And in this episode my theory starts: real Griffin's are still broke and living in a poor place while the replacements are *the modern Griffin's. Doesn't kinda make sense?!?

[walterspencer]

1-3 were the golden years of family guy no question

[zacharyrollick]

That's actually a rational real life response. Tearing a contract would likely have legal consequences.

[uncleglasses]

NO LOUD NOISE!!! NO BREAKING!!!! HOW DO I LAUGH AT THIS!!!!?

[Gundamseeddabest]

Try not to bitch about Modern Family Guy Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[Butters-lyhq]

I'm tierd of these back when comments.

[Yomi_Yuki]

I just wanna see some interesting comments but every family guy clip has the exact same, overstated, unoriginal comments complaining about how much the humor has changed after 20 years of syndication.

[SavantPete]

If ge ripped it, he probably would have been charged for damging provate property

[cmvogt]

Peter: Here's what i Think of your Contact

[SmashPortal]

I thought after ripping it up, he'd find out it was just a copy.

[PhantoMace]

The guy just pretty much let Peter do or say whatever he wanted without trying to take the contract back.

[kanekiruim]

I searched here's what i think of your immortality and this apear LOL