The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Lyrics)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture *Ahh!*
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! *Haha*
Feminist women love Eminem
*Chigga Chigga Chigga*
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
*Eww!* But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Eminem [x2]

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD *Ahh!*
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it *Err* I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus x4]

Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
#Eminem #TheRealSlimShady #Lyrics

[Emilee_Vlogs]

Only the real Slim Shady can sing this without anything wrong…. Let’s just appreciate how this man is out here making the best fricking music ever to exist

[darcypattie]

I LOVE EMINEM CUZ EVERY WORD HE SAYS IS JUST A RAP

[yamkelanithabethe]

Eminem is truly a fascinating rapper, its not your average music where you just dance to the song but his songs have a meaning behind them which makes them even more exciting to listen to

[divineprodigy]

The wording is next level, I love writing my own music and it’s only getting better from here but he was breaded for this and it shows. Just listen to what he says before he hits his hook and how he in a way introduces it back into the beat.

[nicholemorrell]

He lived up his dream and he did everything he could to entertain us. We all love you Eminem ❤❤❤

[megachad]

this guy can even make a normal conversation a song

[mirandaw]

Glad my sibling made me learn all the lyrics when I was 9 its very helpful now

[Gamertag]

I think we all can agree is that there will be one and only real slim shady

[Rush]

now tell me why I listened to this when I was young and now still not realize the inappropriate sh^t he says in the songs-🤧

[kali]

I grew up on Eminem and now I have problems but it doesn't matter cuz Eminem is the best

[Ashevan]

"Haha, I guess theres a slim shady in all of us,
Fuck it, Lets all stand up"
I felt so respected fr man

[dianaburgos]

Eminem is so cool
HE’S THE BEST RAPPER EVER I listen to his songs everyday

[jemmajohnson]

I love this song it gets stuck in my head!!!

[officialzylo]

the wording in this song is to die for

[rugilegavenauskaite]

this dude raps faster than my internet connection-

[fuloxy]

Are they still legends listening to this in 2024 ?

[Phrosty_TTV]

When I was 6 my mom said never listen to eminem and I always thought she was talking about M&M's I am 14 now and I love eminems music

[browhat]

love eminem soo much he is a person who can make u feel so good ❤️❤️ i love eminem ❤️❤️

[basakbahar]

I love him he is the best of all time GO Eminem🎉(to good to be compared)

[theylv_el]

no matter how old or inappropriate eminems songs are, they slap.