Dagoth Ur Gets A Free Couch

It's INCREDIBLY swanky!

[loveponag]

Rescinding on pizza is the worst of all crimes and we must see Dagoth-Ur punished for it. >:(

[WorshipperOfKhone]

"I was lied to when I was promised pizza..."
*Duel wields Keening And sunder before marching to the heart*

[tythonianmachinima]

I fuckin lost it at "not you nerevar I'm swearing at the couch" 🤣

[Dany]

Denying pizza at the end is NOT how you honour the Sixth House, and the Tribe Unmourned

[allaware]

Still can't believe the couch was moved 3 miles in 17 minutes.

[derekstevens]

We pivoted that bullshit through the door to hook it in, but Dagoth-Ur kept getting the feet stuck on the door.

[jpbermuda]

I was having such a good time until he siked on the pizza

[brendonlee]

"lift with your back, it's easier" thanks Dagoth ur (the god) I will use this information well :)

[grimslade]

I've seen a lot of people saying that these videos are "like Dagoth Ur and Nerevar are roommates" etc, but, I like to believe that all of these are Dagoth Ur's (the god) various introductions to different Nerevar reincarnations over the centuries... The encounter we see in TES3 just happened to be how he was feeling on that particular day.

[cblink]

best one yet lol, the silt strider, Alejandro Juan Luis Martinez got a good amount of use out of that apparently before His former owner trashed the couch and sold him to Dagoth.

[countvronsky]

The secret is to lift with your back in an upwards, twisting motion. Take your legs entirely out of the equation.

[oldgrendel]

i was waiting for a "pivot! pivot! pivot!" lol

[remixedlightning]

Black two seater? Sounds like a casting couch.. 🤨🤨🤨

[AncientSlugThrower]

I'm just gonna cast levitate on the couch and quaff some Sujamma. Problem solved.

[josedorsaith]

'lift with your back, it's easier!'

[gordyrroy]

well this was a pretty cool video, but I better get that pizza some day, Dagoth.

[StudioUAC]

that's it! i'm destroying the heart. screw you dagoth. lying about pizza!

[giovannidelarosa]

*Dagoth Ur was then arrested for rescinding the pizza*

[flokistormborn]

Boy if you do not want me to hack that stupid couch to pieces you will get me my talos damn pizza, yes I'm bringing Talos into this at least I know he's a God I can trust whenever he says he's going to do something he fucking does it instead of pussing out at the last second

[alexanderradcliffe]

I got the sub 15 Dagoth post speed run here