NO SHIT - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold being Arnold

[ShahBeatsTV]

My reaction after I flush the toilet...

[thealmightyone]

"THIS IS A TEAM BASED EVENT,
YOU WILL WORK AS A TEAM"

[SilverSpireZ]

“It’s a birthmark.”
“What does that mean?”
“He was born with it.”

[Arkiasis]

When you're constipated and look in the toilet after sitting for half an hour.

[HankJr.]

"You are not you, you are me"

[Java]

The moment when your cleaning the dishes and your mom says "scrub them well, they're dirty" then you play this video

[aidan]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[StrawberryBunnyQueen]

My reaction when someone tells me im up

[thorthegodofthunder]

Me: *enters house*
Mom: You're here
Me:

[dell]

When they say that it's cold outside when it's less than 1 degree out,

[orbiral]

Me whenever my crush say let's just be friends

[undyne]

Monika: I have a confession to make.
Monika: I'm in love with you.

[arthemyvandalovski]

When you're sitting at class during exam and suddenly want to fart but then remember how you shit yourself last week so you ask your teacher to go to the bathroom and finally sit full of pain but then you look down and...

[regular]

Me when the Math Teacher tells us that we do math now:

[MiddleEasternBorder]

Private Joker: "SIR I SAID IT SIR!"

[quincycroft]

When it's Friday and the teacher says the report is due Monday. 0:00

[deadmeat]

Math Teacher: Alright class! Today we will be doing math.

Me:

[unrealeck]

Now here's the plan. Get your ass to mahz.

[mysterykiddo]

"I could've won if I didn't lose!"

[JohnnyTheGamer]

Me when fans complaining that Dunkey's wrong about Sonic Frontiers: