Private Schools Vs. Public Schools | Honest Ads

They say history is written by the victors, but it's actually written by richar parents who have enough money to send their kids to the good schools while your kids suffer! Hooray for public education and terrible textbooks!

[jerzeygeneral]

"Have you ever seen the bank account of someone who cares about people? It's a wasteland!" That line was great😂

[AvokadoJoe]

"We might be a religious school, but we're not in the business of making saints."
That one's just perfect. xD

[nikgokuhil]

"Just because I'm causing a problem, doesnt mean it's my problem"
Damn...so many live by that and it hurts

[brandoncastellano]

“I know you don’t like ads but fuck you we need money”
Respect. I’ll watch the ad.

[kennyfresquez]

Dude, that pencil joke triggered me. I've spent like $150 on pencils this year. I would ABSOLUTELY act like Gollum for them.

[MikeBNumba]

"have you ever seen a bank account of someone that cares about other people?"

😂😂😂😂 Darn you Roger

[floydblandston]

My daughter received early admission and a full boat scholarship to a *very* selective private liberal arts college. She told me that other students literally DID NOT BELIEVE her when she explained she'd gone to a (rural) public school! 😂

[abaronofchivalry]

"St. Roger's Academy of the Blessed Bank Account" was amazing 🤣🤣

[sir_will_iam]

I did the first half of my school career in a public school, then once my parents got better paying jobs, the second half was done at a private school. And I have to say, all those points about private school kids being out of touch assholes could not be more accurate.

[Perhapsawiseman]

Next do if Charter Schools were honest!

[Curleysound]

Of course, if your child rebels or doesn’t pull it together, there’s always the Horton Center for luxury drug rehab.

[FreyaofCerberus]

"I hear your complaints, or at least i did until i had my chambers relocated to better block out the toiling in the fields" Classic

[Sojoboscribe]

"Plus, going to my school gives them a head up into getting into not just a better college, but into the right "parts" of that college, the "private social" parts where they can meet other "superior people" who they can network and form bonds with that can give them a head up at not only staying in that elite group but being able to have influence on those elected officials who are in a position to make their group even more "elite". Who knows, maybe, if your kid and his network plays things right, we can get to the point where the "merit" part of the meritocracy can be quietly diminished and we can go back to the "glory days" of being actual nobility who get the right to take and get what we want just by virtue of being alive."

[egarrett]

My little sister went to private school her whole life and the best she’s done is food service, my dad still feels dumb wasting that money 😅😅😅

[heavenlygothicgirl]

Went to a public school, got homeschooled, then did private school for the last two years of highschool cause my parents finally got picked out of the lottery for me to go. Personally, each setting had it a own reason to be a hellish experience. School sucks in general and people always suck.

[Vaguer_Weevil]

"How are they supposed to learn their multiplication tables, when they're being eaten by a big head with a circus tent for a hat?"

You'd be surprised how well that works actually

[htopherollem]

love that you used a Hieronymus Bosch painting to represent a public school!

[AnonyMouseXIII]

“Just because I’m creating a problem doesn’t mean it’s MY problem” is the most American capitalist thing I’ve ever heard spoken. Thank you, Roger!

[yossarian]

13 years of Catholic School. My High School wasn't called "Notre Dumb" for no reason...

[Jack-jgrv]

Rodger’s out here making us feel bad about everything 😭