Sh*t Nobody In the Infantry Says

Things you'll never hear a grunt saying

[jarynborja]

The Cyber Awareness one got me good smh

[screamingeagleb]

It's Monday and it's beautiful outside, so let's go for a 8 mile run

[skarletpowers]

"I always know what I'm going to do at work. It's awesome!" Lol

[kylenigro]

Former track mechanic here, long lunch breaks are inaccurate. It's more like 4 35min smoke breaks. What do you want from us though, all the damn vehicles are from the the Vietnam era and all the parts we used are refurbished or stolen off another vehicle, the Army mechanic way.

[jr.slayer]

Yeah, idk why our mechanics take like 2 hours of lunch break, but every time I need a track mechanic, they are never there

[reddevilparatrooper]

Back in the late 80s we got released early when I was in my Airborne Battalion in Panama sometimes. That shit will never happen in mech infantry.

[TrevDri]

I’da stayed in my if I was in that unit. Lmfao that last one was the funniest

[Bushido.]

This is the whole Army, not just 11B.

[jonathanhauser]

I would love to see one for MEDCOM…but this was awesome😂

[brianc]

there actually are a lot of times where we do get released usually on the hush though

[shaktiwarrior]

I remember those days waiting in the CP for final formation which was usually around 2000

[andrewodom]

The dude must be an 11b leg unit." All the way, Bro "

[julietmike]

The sadness I felt from the realism overshadowed any humor I may have extracted from this. No lies detected.

[raimbaalgaming]

In a good support unit, mechanics probably work the hardest and longest. As unpopular as the comment is going to be, cooks have some crazy hours too. I was a mechanic working 4am to midnight every day just trying to get the job done. While the other attachments would show up for morning formation and head home after. Then you wonder why mechanics say screw it after a while.

[mehcutcheon]

High five if you've ever 'dropped' a secure laptop because it lost its encryption again.

[MrAwesomedude]

Wanna know what else nobody in the infantry says? "Yeah, bro. Ear rings, beards, and long hair are fine."

[pointsoflightradio]

Canadian infantry would sound like "I love 'top high' excersises" or "I'll take 'hard rations' over 'fresh rats' any day"

[logans]

Hey I know yall just did a layout this morning but that packing list was actually the wrong one so bring it all in again tomorrow with the new list. We don’t have any else planned tomorrow but we’re not gonna do the layout until 1500.

[yacobcastro]

lol those cyber awareness certs are hilarious

[garysuarez]

It's SO EFFICIENT.

oh no...somebody added halucinagens to the water buffallo again...