Me And My Homies HATE Dolphins

[DomTheCarGuy-DTCG]

Someone once said: Dolphins are smart enough to make as much evil as a human can but they don't have enough morality to keep them from doing it

[bIazerod]

This has the same feels as the "Dont Touch Beautiful Frogs. They are poisonous, Ugly frogs are safe"

[therealshellyfossilian]

for those who don’t know, dolphins usually kill for fun, and can get sexually attached to humans, while sharks don’t and usually only kill to survive/protect.

[KattyKay]

As a biologist who was went to a coastal college known for its marine biology program, the more I learn about dolphins the more they scare me.

[demidragon]

Sharks are innocent sea puppies who just go off of instinct, meanwhile dolphins are basically humans but without morals or hands

[LogiCRUPpted]

Beluga whales are one of the few dolphin relatives who are actually completely innocent and beautiful. They don’t SA things

[DELULUhearteu]

the fact that dolphins are one of the most intelligent animals make them ever scary.

[MrHAMBURGERMANN]

I was at a talent show one time, and the person on stage was doing animal facts. The first person to suggest an animal said dolphin, and the person on stage just said ‘oh fuck you’😂

[BattletrapStudios]

The fact dolphins actively kill baby sharks is just downright evil.

[Bean_With_A_Book]

One thing thats interesting is that dolphins have very similar brains to humans, and, they hunt for sport, make their prey think they can escape right before catching them, and will attack creatures, act like they are losing, pretend to run away, and then kill them. The closer an animal's brain comes to humans', the more inhumane and evil they get. Have a nice day :)

[AceThemagicalcheesewizard]

A lady that I used to talk said that one of her friends used to work at SeaWorld and when she was taking care of the dolphins, one of them dragged her in and started trying to aggressively mate with her and it took so many people to her her and they kept on transporting oxygen down to keep her alive
...FIVE HOURS...
She's been under for five hours with the dolphins still trying to mate and they somehow got her out. And she was COVERED in bruises... Hopefully she's ok ...

[SharkTooth.Productions]

Sharks: "I KILL FOR SURVIVAL"

Dolphins: "I.. I kill for fun!"

[귀신살인자]

Dolphin reputation: 🤗✨️💅
Dolphins in reality: 👹🤡💀
Sharks reputation: 🤬👿👹
Sharks in reality: 🫡🙂👋

[MisspokenOne]

I mean, biblically angels are terrifying. First thing they always say is “do not be afraid” or as I like to believe, “bro don’t freak out”

[Japanlvrever]

“baby angels are like belugas, they haven’t grown their terrifyingness to look scary enough.” -ethan the m&m

[Smallfry-Dinonug]

Why do they have the ability to be sexually attracted to humans
It’s scary 🫣

[_sck_man_]

Whenever I tell someone I hate dolphins they’re always like “but why they’re so cute”
THEY ARE EVIL

[Dumbdumbfox]

SHARKS ARE LITERALLY THE BEST, BC THEY CAN JUST SEE UR SHADOW FROM BELOW U LOOK LIKE THEIR PREY, ALSO IK I SAID THIS BEFORE BUT SOME SHARKS GLOW IN THE DARK :3333

[Skullx-fg]

Sharks in imagination:👹😈🔥💥💣
Sharks but they lowkey just a chill guy:🥰😁❤❤️‍🔥

[blankofthegame]

Yeah no Dolphins have SA'd each other and humans, they are the monsters. Sharks just eat