The Sequel to Titanic is Worse Than You Imagine

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[dcornect]

The REAL Titanic 2 movie involved a bunch of rich guys in an oversized Pringles can with a gaming controller.

[combatwombat]

I like to think a sequel would involve the Britannic and the Olympic hunting down the iceberg because "family is everything" and and they start drifting around the ocean.

[notreallymyname]

You know what, let's make a second Titanic; and make it strong enough to absolutely smoke an ice berg. Better yet; don't tell the passengers about its ice breaking capabilities, and start ramming bergs on purpose!

[darnitjess]

bro literally just made a self-insert fanfic movie

[PutRandomNameHere]

Your realization that you'd never seen the original Titanic was fkn hilarious

[devilravenninja]

Just putting this little factoid here... Titanic was an Ocean Liner, not a Cruise Ship.

In short, an Ocean Liner is like a bus of the ocean and is designed to take a lot of people from A to B in a reasonable and regulated timeframe with suitable accommodations for the journey. They were designed for speed and capacity and were made almost completely obsolete by Jet Liners which serve the same purpose but obviously over much less time which is why a genuine "Titanic II" would prove significantly cost inefficient.

The Cruise Ship is more like a floating hotel and is designed entirely for comfort and leisurely activity and has no real destination aside from tour spots and refuelling points. Unlike a Liner, its structural design is not intended for speed but for stability.

[FrenkTheJoy]

The funny thing is, the plot of this movie is similar to The Poseidon Adventure.

[dillpickle-nohl]

Fun Fact: You're susposted to put a credit card over wounds that puncture the lung. It helps create a suction that keep the lung functioning and prevents it from filling up with blood. However, I've only seen this method recommended as a short term treatment for gunshot wounds until EMS arrives, and I really doubt that it would work if you were crushed by a large medical machine lol

[DrKaufee]

I love that the wave is apparently moving at Mach 1.107 and the captain of the ship isn’t concerned.

[nannerpie]

A wave traveling 800+ miles an hour... thats faster than the speed of sound

[evilernie]

you pronouncing Tubi like tubby is sending me

[baliyae]

Personally, the idea to make a second Titanic would be a slap in the face to the memory of those who died on the first one.

[lorenfulghum]

If a piece of ice the size of manhattan fell off of a glacier, that would be a worldwide catastrophic tsunami situation.

[BrandonPilcher]

I prefer the animated one with the rapping dog, personally.

[stevenesbitt]

The reason people turned up to wave off the ocean liner is that the people on it weren’t coming back. They ever often emigrating, not going on holiday

[Maiko]

Is nobody gonna talk about that there is literally two COMPLETELY different models of the titanic in this movie?
One of them is just the Queen Mary with the "Titanic II" name in big ass letters. And the other is just the titanic with Cunard looking funnels.

[JoFa]

Titanic 2 should have been a horror movie with Paris Hilton. A boat with drunken college tourists goes to the wreck of the Titanic, and one of them finds Rose's necklace. She happens to be Rose's grand-daughter(P. Hilton). Having found it, they figure that they'll be rich and look for more loot. Jack, having died long ago but mostly preserved by the cold water, rises from his watery grave to get the necklace back, as his soul is connected to it(love and all that). Jack proceeds to kill the crew and partiers in various ways, trying to get the necklace back. He eventually drags P. Hilton down into the depths. Very romantic. Happy ending? Anyways... that would have been better than this dreck! 😄

[drekky]

Sometimes you find a movie so wild, you have to tell everyone about it.😂

[tannerbruning]

About the credit card thing, From I recall from one CPR class you are potentially supposed to use a credit card in an emergency if they have a sucking chest wound and meaning their lungs have been pierced since it requires an airtight seal, and assuming you don’t have the specific medical equipment used for such a wound on hand,

but you have to hold it by hand and you’re not supposed to move them around!

[aimeewank]

The shot where he’s giving the speech, it looks like the crowd is at a time share presentation for a free cruise 😂😂😂