I hate having to tell you this, but I have to tell somebody

On this fateful day, as the sun set and painted the sky with hues of gold and crimson, a cruel twist of fate befell me, casting a shadow over the rest of my days. I have faced an unimaginable ordeal. In an instant, our reality has been shaken, leaving me in a state of profound uncertainty and heartache. To my friends and family: I'm sorry. To the creatures of the surrounding forest, may you never again hear such screams of pain and regret.

[Johnat]

As a Retired Plumber, I smell your Pain.

[ThirtyTrails]

I just f$&king snorted I laughed so hard! 😂😂😂

Bryan leaving for work the next day…
Wife- “Hope you have a great day, it can’t be any sh!ttier than yesterday!” 😂

[VloggingLife.]

OK all the Possibilities and of course I'm thinking Body!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[c.a.parker]

Oh man, you got me with all that dramatic music and the suspenseful narrative! Love you guys ❤

[poco]

My Aussie did something similar. She found where someone had diarrhea and rolled. As I tried to get back to the Jeep where I had paper towels she kept running up to me and shaking. When I opened the Jeep to get the towels, she did what she always does—she jumped in and shook. Got her home and she endured an hour long spray. Threw my clothes away, took a bath and spent the next month disassembling the interior of the Jeep and cleaning and disinfecting every square inch. To her it was all entertainment and a special joy. To me, well, I feel you.

[thomasedwards]

So sorry, sir. So sorry, this is a reminder to all of us who live to travel in our back country, to watch where you walk and set.😢

[stonepinper]

I’m so glad it was this. I almost thought your channel was done for! Lol

[margaretgarls]

What a horrible experience! Glad you are okay!

[veronicapostel]

Weird things happen to very good people. You were obviously so tired. I'm glad you did not encounter something dangerous, but indeed this was super unpleasant. I'm glad you shared this with us and trust us with your thoughts and reflections as you have done before.

[pamabernathy]

Oh, Bryan!!
First, beautifully presented, filmed & edited. Did your editor (Jeff) film you, or did you use a tripod?
I honestly thought you were going to say, "Body."
My condolences.
I'm glad you shared.
What a 💩 way to wake up from a nice nap.
One of the best aspects is the great stories from other viewers.
Oh, my.

[FrenchyMcFrys]

Holy shit that had me going so hard. I was getting kinda sad thinking you were sleeping next to something that had died… The reveal and your delivery of events caused the first laughing fit I’ve i had in a long while. Thank you for your service.

[MrBobconner]

Oh no! Just don't tell the kids. You'll never live it down. 🙂 What a riot! You're a good story teller.

[eklectiktoni]

😦😨🤢🤮 I'm sorry that happened Bryan. For a moment, I thought you were going to say you discovered a body. I honestly don't which would have been worse.

[ccobra]

Sounds like a crappy situation 😜

Thanks for sharing 😁

[dougbourdo]

I was expecting you to say that you had accidentally parked on a beautiful Diamondback 0r something. Glad you are okay.

[LadyLithias]

Oh my.

Words fail me

I don't think my own story is worse.... but I can relate

I was getting eggs out of the chicken house. I didn't notice that there was still a chicken up in the rafters. Our BIGGEST chicken. And I had just grabbed eggs and was straightening up, saw something out of the corner of my eye, looked up, mouth half open, and WHAM.... one full egg-volume poop in my mouth, eyes, hair, running into my ears. I dropped everything and screamed for my husband, who is used to me hurting myself.... so he comes running, and I tell him to turn the hose on and help me.

He was delayed by the laughter.

But mine was only with me a minute or two. (But I did have six showers)

[michellewarmath]

OMG that's crazy LOLOLOL Brian!!!

[cindyrussell]

You had me all the way. I just knew that you were going to say you squished a hugh rattler.

Thank you! Will be laughing about this all day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You put Mark Twain to shame😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[JustOneRedSoloCup]

Great! _GREAT!_ Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. Thanks, Bryan.

[TommySchaeffer]

Bwaahahahaahahaaa! Bryan! This was brilliant. BRILLIANT, I say!! Great audio, brother, (says the AUDIO guy!) and images looking great too---what camera did you use for this? Love it!