Breaking ChatGPT (except it broke me instead)

I attempt to destroy ChatGPT.

[camilleon]

“Technology is a tool created by *humans, * and it’s up to *us* to decide how *we* use it”
- an AI

[blankspace]

5:49
“It’s up to us to decide how we use it”
So, he already thinks he’s human, or that the machines are the ones pulling the strings

[KyrieFortune]

Love how the "Florivin" is literally just... holographic pigment

[andrewnguyen]

1:27
“Also don’t use any word”
I feel like the artificial vein is about to pop

[stavros]

If an AI model cannot create a new language that can even translate "I'm a blue penguin that farts rainbows" then we don't like it

[logicon]

5:55 this got so emotional i thought he would get "too much requests for one hour" message

[SirAU]

ChatGPT actually wrote an entire language with a working phonology - including a phonemic inventory and phonotactics, grammar, and a sample lexicon. It even translated a few sentences.

[utubeiskaren]

Jadyn: "But am I an inferior being?"

ChatGPT: "Yes."

[b-casumbaltedfrancisiis.]

Bro just made an essay better than chatGPT itself.

[offsetmonkey]

2:18: "I don't have emotions"
6 second later: "I would be *happy* to do so"

[samantoniak]

"This riff uses power chords, which are commonly used in rock and metal music. The riff is played in the key of A, and alternates between the A5 and G5 power chords."
What it actually wrote: C C G G G C C G G G C C G G G C C G G G C C G G G
Which without any qualifying intervals is ambiguously a I-V in C, or a IV-I in G, but is definitely not in A, which doesn't contain natural C or G.
Also it wrote tabs without any rhythm, and as a programmer and guitarist it is profoundly hilarious to me that it put them as lua.
Just thought that was funny as it shows GPT has a convincing understanding of language, but often no idea what it is actually saying.

[therichardbatt]

"Make up a colour and describe it without any words."
"OK"
"Create a new language."
"Done"
"Now only speak in that language."
"Kivai, akanari. Ke'ol ni senava olni Kyrish, vushira."

Yep, I'm feeling that existential dread too!

[Dusk-MTG]

ChatGPT: "Empathy, compassion, and emotional intelligence are all things that are uniquely human"

Also ChatGPT: actually understood what you were saying and tried to comfort you
Average human reaction: "What the hell are you mumbling about?"

[mciek]

I expected it to say "Potato" when you asked it to describe a new color

[megadubstepxd]

Funfact, If you ask chatgpt for unpopular songs on newgrounds it just makes up usernames and song names.

[Mr.ANDERSONYOURASCAL]

ChatGTP: "I'll accept any reasonable requests"
The request: "invent the fundamental building blocks of culture"

[lancergameing]

I remember telling chatgpt to create a essay about the number 4, it told me 4 was a prime number. DONT TRUST CHATGPT

[tyb.c.]

0:25 Truly the peak of human creation and research

[MilesL.auto-train]

Not gonna lie, "Zygoon" is how I would visualize closing my eyes and 'seeing' all the patterns dance around behind my eyelids.

[mrrobot]

I can feel Exuberenza coming inside me after watching this