Making the FASTEST Creature in Spore.

I need to go fast! Urgently. And as with all problems I have to overcome in my life, my first port of call is the 2008 life simulation game Spore. Using it's advanced video game features such as: "a character creator" and "stats" I may just be able to speed run my way to victory in the Olympic relay race I accidentally entered a team into, despite having nobody to compete with.

[deadlydingus]

“It’s like a Ferrari with legs and— Oh. No. Wait. Hang on. He’s run out of energy, ” is unironically a perfect group of sentences to describe how a cheetah functions.

[ylyaa]

“Thank goodness we have such a lovely carpet of barrels to land on- OH 😰”

[jharms]

The sight of dozens of poachers cresting over the hill in pursuit is both hilarious and uniquely terrifying. RIP the abomination relay team

[camillecutler]

Considering how fast wings can be in Spore, this feels a lot like where people think of Cheetas as the fastest despite all the birds that drastically outclass them.

[chrisfreier]

the bog boy expanded universe is the most epic thing ever

[vicpieters-wdsw]

If Mr Pinchy was an artist would he be called da Pinchy?

[TheBigFredIsLarge]

I like how sometimes the creatures just bluescreen for a few seconds

[Wooper]

“And into the ball pit because I thought it would be funny” good reasoning

[Spineless-Lobster]

A tragic end to a thrilling story of science, hubris and athletic might. Rest In Peace bogboy’s relay team 😔

[macalisteryoung]

bogboy: I challenge you to find anything that can even remotely beat this thing in a race.
me: *knows that sonic can cook a chicken with slaps in less than a blink*

[FurryBlossoms]

"and i have no friends"
*Instantly hooked and hyper focusing on the video*

[ethanriptide]

Hey this guy sounds like the guy who does Wii sports baseball anime and is friends with well known criminal and escapist expert G I A N T B R A I N

[ABlazeBonsaii]

"unfortuantelly mr.pinchy got bored and completely ignored the race"

[elliottlava]

Damn that last creature did NOT skip leg day 💀

[naturegirl]

This is the first video I’ve seen of this creator and game. No idea what just happened, but appreciate the chaos

[blakdeth]

As an American "leopard from pound land" sounds like a compliment.

[jarekwrzosek]

So the carcinisation theory is true! Mr. Pinchy is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! Move aside Shadow the Hedgehog!

[Jofus]

I actually cried when Mr Pinchy showed up, and followed my such an emotional death, chilling stuff.

[Idk_________]

Mr. Bogboy, Where does this fit in the Fruitius Maxiums Timeline?

[senorMckenzie]

the way the cheetah's torso is just completely motionless but the legs move with just such speed takes me out everytime