Alex Kurtzman Ruins Star Trek Voyager In 40 Seconds

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[hobomisanthropus]

You guys don't just understand the deep meta. The effect of the magical rolly warp drive is a metaphor for what Gene Roddenberry is doing in his grave.

[pocok]

That reminded me how good the score of voyager was.

[citizenerased]

I can't be the only one who thinks that barrel roll animation is possibly the absolute dumbest warp effect to ever exist.

[senseweaver]

Man, that could've taken seventy years! Can you imagine!?

[Temido]

You made me chuckle when Voyager teleported to Earth. That Voyager model looks very nice

[WilliamAmbervein]

Imagine if The Borg ever got a whiff of the spore drive?

[TheAndroidNextDoor]

The thing that bothers me about Discovery's mushroom drive is that it's essentially just the FTL used in BSG with an animation that makes no fucking sense.

[JaredLS]

We finally get to see the secondary deflector in use lol

[derworfnet]

Carey: "Imagine if we had FLOWN the whole way!"
Hogan: "One of us might have died!"
Jonas: "I know, right?"
Durst: "No kidding."
Darwin: "Eeyup."
Suder: "..."

[KizaruB]

This Voyager actually looks way better than any of the CGI in Discovery.

[MarkusNapp]

Not enough plot holes for a Kurtzman script. She should've said the Nacelles would break off before trying something like that and then it would cut to a completely differnt unintroduced character in the Alpha Quadrant talking about some breakthrough in "Warp nacelle structural integrity if only someone pushed these three buttons right". Then the medical hologram would start flashing in weird colors with this exact code because the gel-packs in the ship had actually learned about this during some random "one-and-gone" time travel episode. None of the crew remembered but the ship's computer initiated some trans time warp because Jayneway ordered the crew to "take us home" in one of the early episodes.


Please transfer multiple millions of dollars to my bank account and inform Alex that he is no longer needed.

[DoctorHades]

Discovery would have made more sense if it had been set AFTER Voyager and the Star Trek: Nemesis since the technology they use, including holographic communications, is far beyond what we saw in The Next Generation/Deep Space 9 etc nevermind the original Star Trek which that series is supposed to pre-date by a decade!

Never understood why the producers were so keen to retread past Trek history in a series that has always moved forward into the future with each series prior to Enterprise. It made no sense from a production point of view since older series are always going to seem dated in comparison.

[andrewwebb]

To be fair, this is a franchise where characters routinely find universe changing technology only to completely forget about it by the next week!

[herrsan]

ok, "Executive Dickhead" really made me laugh

[Teh_Hats]

Starfleet ships have always been able to do the Spinaroonie to anywhere in the whole universe. The mushrooms told me so. And Spock always had a sister.

[SwiftWyvern]

After a few years:
CBS announces Star Trek: Janeway

[drakkonusfrostburn]

You forgot to spin the saucer section and make Voyager twice a big as the array.

[jetstreamjack]

"Somewhere, along this journey, we'll find our way back"

- Trek fans suffering modern Star Trek

[BusyBodyVisa]

And amazingly nobody on the ship had a broken neck from the ship barrel rolling around. Seriously did anyone think any of this crap through before they started production on this monstrosity? Oh and where the heck did that lightening come from?

[MrMikellsof]

"Executive Dickhead"
I died.