Your month, your Superpower.

Someone's got to make a teir-list for this.

[frosted_derp]

For anyone wondering, I used a wheel spinner to decide how good the powers were for each month. (Sorry September, not all of us can be winners)

[Slinx_art]

"So what's your super power?"
"I have a cool hat."
"Your hired"

[pmanmemes]

im hearing that September gets the ability to punch people through phones

[MichaelBoyd-uckn]

If you're born in June, you basically just turn into the i like trains guy from the asdafmovies

[pumpkid_Lmao]

-go to school
-level up
-put all points you can into luck
-gamble and win
-profits
-if you can exchange money for skill points, do that.
-skillz (perferably starting with endurance so that in the 4 minutes and 11 seconds following a jackpot, pumpkid is effectively.... immortal)

[MrQuackers]

Teleporting but you feel like you walked 10x the distance you teleported

[jormungandr]

gaining Exp and then investing it sounds very very cool and would stop me from being lazy

[Subthecoolone]

My August ass would default dance in the air.

[happygorillatag]

"so whats your power?"
"are you born in september"
"yea?"
"ha"

[Jakku_]

I swear September has the ability to hurt people uncontrollably…

[MK_the_protogen]

Damn I got a hat...
THIS IS OBJECTILELY BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE LET'S

[I_Steal_Memes]

“This hat… is not like my previous hat… my journey continues.”

[OwenKennedy-dx]

Not having a super power is already better than half of the other ones

[-libertyprimev-]

"Tell us you're born in April, without telling us you're born in April."
Edit: Listen here ya' little sh¡ts... (°¬° )

Nah don't actually stop, this has been giving me a good chuckle.

[eXsasi]

Ah, yes. I love floating in the air and flexing with the fact I can fly, then flinging into the earths core, eroding, vanishing in the heat death of the universe and becoming absolute nothingness.

[A_person]

As a person born in June, and loves trains. I will happily accept this gift upon me.

[mdlr]

September can phase through screens displaying them, that's how he punched him.

[BenjaminM.]

Huh. So that's why I keep on levitating everywhere. Also, help me

[Toppersgreatday]

January and February having super “punches” when they can only do 1

[evanlim]

I like how when we heard June, all the asdfmovie fans all collectively thought, “I LIKE TRAINS”