The Rat Quest

[raspberryjam]

When he said "What could a rat possibly have to offer me" I was so sure the rat would say "110 gold" and the guy would switch sides on the spot

[vladd]

That door joke was worth more than 100g

[minecraft_volume_beta.mp]

“kill the human in my house, ill give 150 gold”

*protagonist instantly switches sides*

[varianttombstones]

For anyone curious the game is The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall

[emmastrange]

One of the first quests you get in morrowind is to kill a bunch of rats in a basement, and you basically get killed the moment you open the door, unless youve done some leveling up first

[paraordjr]

I was half expecting the twist to be that the rat had an incredibly beautiful human wife

[nadanedo]

"I'll let you lay with me" the fear in his voice is everything!!😂

[Alexiadria]

That joke was just absolutely adorable 😂 would've let that thing live just for the little "squeak"

[ComicCrash]

I would have let it live for that joke. That's a high quality word play. Dude gets to have rats in the basement now.

[ThatsSmooth]

First Mans speaking like he has limited edition speaking rights

[creap]

Aight in all fairness, that joke was actually dope, I'd let him live 😂

[QuizzicalSoup]

“Money well spent”
Should’ve saved it for fixing the house once it burns down 😂

[Kyryyn_Lyyh]

All I’m saying is, that rat has better dialogue, and the peasant probably has the reward money in his pocket.

[Jez-sq]

The desperation and realization in that rats voice when it said "Squeek" was so sad

[ariannasv]

His voice was so cute! Even as he... screamed in agony...

[Blackrchd-lcoy]

okay but why is that voice for the rat so adorable tho😭

[thorstmixx]

Mouse loves his wife so much that he thinks laying with her is such a magnificent blessing that it will convince the exterminator to spare them.

[thomasp.]

Bro missed out on the alternate questline where you guide the rat family to the lost kingdom of Rattopia and crown the rat’s oldest daughter (Rattilda) as the Queen of Rattopia. Gives you a crazy amount of experience and access to some of the best stealth gear in the game, as well as advanced level jokes from the rat himself.

[HowdyItLovll]

This skit had so many set ups and the fact that they went with none of the twists made it even more funny

[YaoYao_]

The voice was so cute 😭 I would’ve taken him as my pet