Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey Is OK | Margarita Butt Funnel | Heinz Every Sauce

Meanwhile... Matthew McConaughey is recovering after a nasty bee sting to his face, unruly restaurant customers in Georgia tried to funnel a margarita in an inappropriate way, and Heinz wants you to try all their sauces mixed into one bottle.

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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and THE LATE SHOW band, the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[gillesh.]

As a swiss living in Switzerland who used to watch as many episodes on the daily he could of the « steven colbert report », I was blessed enough to be in the audience of a Colbert recording during a 3 day trip to NY due to a technical error in their ticket booking system! Keep watching him to this day, such a great intelligent man

[derekstein]

That "salt the rim" stinger was exceptional. Good job, writers!

[ryshow]

In the words of the philosopher Nic Cage "NOT THE BEES!"
Truly a creed to live by.

[somekatontheinternet]

“The indigent grizzle pit of news” - LMAO - (I needed that) -

[robertgriffith]

Sounds Like if You Eat that New Heinz Sauce, You Are going to the Mayo Clinic!

[NewMessage]

"But.. Sir... it's as Mayo as we can.."
"I said more MAYO!"
-The darkest part of the Heinz test kitchens.

[Oldjohn]

"He forgot to salt the rim" is Peak Colbert.

[MattSeremet]

It's the little finger motion that makes the salting of the rim joke extra exquisite.

[joannmatthews]

HILARIOUS "The Ha-ha's after the "Uh-oh's".... And the Matthew McConagh bees segment had me laughing out loud alone!!!!

[BnaBreaker]

Hold up... I need to know more about that 'hippos can fly' part...

[CraigMader]

It's "Alright, alright, alright!"

[qing-jaohan]

The quote is FAMOUSLY "alright, alright, alright". You're killing me, Tiny.

[patriciaschilling]

Bottoms up! 😂🤣 meanwhile is my favorite.

[kenbrown]

I've known for years that wasps can learn to recognize people - thanks to a young man who did an experiment in which he fed a hive of wasps, and as a result was defined by the hive as a waiter instead of a threat.

[mauricemitchell]

OMG…that was an amazing introduction!
Salt the rim…😂😂😂😂

[alohathelion]

Okay, just wanted to say thank you

"indigent grizzlepit of news" is top shelf

[firbolg]

I used to spend my afternoons reading while sitting between my father's beehives because it was the only way my hyperactive cousin would leave me alone. I'm highly allergic to bee venom but they never bit me but I didn't expect them to actually know me.

[trishsuchy]

“Indigent grizzle pit of news” actually = Fox 😆

[shawnhollywood]

America, 50 flavors of mayonnaise.
36 flavors of ice cream.
2 choices for President 😥

[Monstah]

I was a lil worried that there wouldn't be a "salt the rim" joke, but that was home run!!..👍💥💯🤘