Accelerant but it's all bullets

kill him already hank

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Accelerant all bullets but bf actually dodges instead of standing still:

[whatdadogdoin]

"Is bullet an instrument?"

"No Patrick, bullets are not an instru-
*Gets shot*

[bonesmalone]

"Hey Hank, no full auto in buildings!"
"That's not full auto."
"That's not full auto?"
*"This is."*

[mintymarx]

**Tricky shows up**
Tricky: what's happening?
Hank: HE WONT DIE

[unclaimedusername]

BF: What were you even aiming at?!
Hank: I saw a spider. Had to be sure it died.

[kesciat]

Hank: ''I need bulllets Sanford.''
Sanford: ''But your gun can only fit 50 bullets in it.''
Hank: ''No.''

[bookid]

Hank stopping for a second to shoot tricky even though he has done literally nothing was way funnier than it should of

[CipherKnighto]

Hank: “Might wanna stand out the way, this wall is pissing me off.”

[SmileyPocus]

How many bullets do you have in that mag?

Hank: ‘yes’

[BurntSandwich]

Boyfriend: "WAIT HOW MANY BULLETS DOES THAT THING HOLD?!"
=Hank looks at the magazine=
=Hank looks back at Boyfriend=
Hank: "Clearly not enough."

[maxmanchik]

Hank: Can I have some ammo?
Krinkels: Only a spoonful
Hank: *proceeds to take out a comically large spoon*

[lildrew]

I love how Tricky comes in and is just like
“Who the hell is this?”

[Kerellk]

While Hank acts like Hank,
BF acts like freakin sans from undertale

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Alternate title: Hank shoots at a rock in the sky while boyfriend stares amazed.

[harmacist]

*The Aftermath:*

"You hit EVERYTHING but the target!" Boyfriend blurted out, both flabbergasted yet impressed how he's still alive after that. But that feeling is immediately dashed when Hank points his finger past him, and Boyfriend turned to see the dozens of AAHW bodies behind him. Boyfriend felt chills running down his spine when he also noticed the lack of missing shots on the ground as Hank finally replies:

*"I never said you were the target."*

[TheHylianProfessor]

"I've got 2000 more goddamn bullets in this 30 round magazine"
-hank probably

[Am_bread]

"I got 57 more god damn rounds in this 4 round magazine."

-Gus Johnson 2020

[talos]

This could really use the reanimated bf sprite. Would probably look like he’s going full matrix on Hank.

Edit: it’s been uploaded, in desc

[lazagnah_]

-Alternative interpretation-
Hank: "Ayo man, look at how many bullets this thing can fire!
*Starts shooting aggressiveley*
BF: *Stares amazed*

[doorsday]

Alternate Title: "Accelerant but Hank acts like Hank."

[Blazer]

Madness accurate. Only thing inaccurate is that he doesn’t beat the shit out of them after missing.